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Topic: Hillbilly goes hunting
Let'sDoThis Joined Tue 04/05/11 Posts: 240	Fri 12/06/19 05:37 PM
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?” Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from? “The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 12/06/19 05:41 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Fri 12/06/19 05:43 PM
yeesss inndeeed.... !!! and they call us barefoot and stupid.... ohh... wait... I AM barefoot ans stupid.... (speaking only for me)

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/06/19 05:43 PM Edited by mzrosie on Fri 12/06/19 05:44 PM
good one, Let'sDoThis

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 12/06/19 05:45 PM
yeesss inndeeed.... !!! and they call us barefoot and stupid.... ohh... wait... I AM barefoot ans stupid.... (speaking only for me) oh darkowl, you are not barefoot

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 12/06/19 06:02 PM
yeesss inndeeed.... !!! and they call us barefoot and stupid.... ohh... wait... I AM barefoot ans stupid.... (speaking only for me) oh darkowl, you are not barefoot actually........ I am.

Thoreau Joined Sat 02/02/19 Posts: 11	Fri 12/06/19 06:24 PM
ROFL Funny as heck. But I'm gonna have to call fowl on the warden. :p

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 12/06/19 11:07 PM
Hillbilly smart arse

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3190	Sat 12/07/19 04:12 AM
Sounds like one of those Jeff FoxWorthy jokes “You might be a Redneck” which are funny .

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sat 12/07/19 05:40 AM


Jessica kimfly Joined Sat 12/07/19 Posts: 1	Sat 12/07/19 05:42 AM
this so nice

Cellara Joined Thu 11/28/19 Posts: 47	Sat 12/07/19 05:43 AM
"Hillbilly Goes Hunting" When I read that, I thought my journey here was being highlighted...

Cellara Joined Thu 11/28/19 Posts: 47	Sat 12/07/19 05:46 AM
Sounds like one of those Jeff FoxWorthy jokes “You might be a Redneck” which are funny . The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck? Hillbillies make the moonshine. Rednecks drink it.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sat 12/07/19 05:54 AM
Sounds like one of those Jeff FoxWorthy jokes “You might be a Redneck” which are funny . The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck? Hillbillies make the moonshine. Rednecks drink it. Why don't hillbillies drink their own moonshine??

Cellara Joined Thu 11/28/19 Posts: 47	Sat 12/07/19 06:05 AM
Sounds like one of those Jeff FoxWorthy jokes “You might be a Redneck” which are funny . The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck? Hillbillies make the moonshine. Rednecks drink it. Why don't hillbillies drink their own moonshine?? They've learned the difference between sippin' an' drinkin'.

Let'sDoThis Joined Tue 04/05/11 Posts: 240	Sat 12/07/19 06:09 AM Edited by Let'sDoThis on Sat 12/07/19 06:09 AM
Sounds like one of those Jeff FoxWorthy jokes “You might be a Redneck” which are funny . The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck? Hillbillies make the moonshine. Rednecks drink it. Why don't hillbillies drink their own moonshine?? They've learned the difference between sippin' an' drinkin'.