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Topic: Eggs
Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 09/19/19 06:17 AM
I was walking past a farm and saw a sign that said "Duck, Eggs." And thought: "That's an unnecessary comma.. And then it hit me!!

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nickistaken Joined Mon 06/18/18 Posts: 396	Thu 09/19/19 07:48 AM
...guy walks into a bar. So the guy behind him ducked.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 09/19/19 07:55 AM
...guy walks into a bar. So the guy behind him ducked. .. Horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "Why the long face?"

@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Thu 09/19/19 10:05 AM
...guy walks into a bar. So the guy behind him ducked. .. Horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "Why the long face?" (rubbing hands in glee but also apologizing in advance ...) Three dyslexic guys are lost in the middle of nowhere and too tired to walk any further. They all start shouting for help till their voices turn hoarse. One saddles up and rides away. The second plays dead and gets a ride to the cemetery. The third has a wild night.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Thu 09/19/19 10:25 AM
...guy walks into a bar. So the guy behind him ducked. .. Horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "Why the long face?" (rubbing hands in glee but also apologizing in advance ...) Three dyslexic guys are lost in the middle of nowhere and too tired to walk any further. They all start shouting for help till their voices turn hoarse. One saddles up and rides away. The second plays dead and gets a ride to the cemetery. The third has a wild night.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 09/20/19 10:05 AM
psychopath walks into a cafe and orders strangled eggs

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 09/20/19 10:05 AM
I was walking past a farm and saw a sign that said "Duck, Eggs." And thought: "That's an unnecessary comma.. And then it hit me!!

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8980	Fri 09/20/19 05:20 PM
Poultry in motion

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 09/20/19 05:23 PM
I was walking past a farm and saw a sign that said "Duck, Eggs." And thought: "That's an unnecessary comma.. And then it hit me!! I hope it was not a hard boiled egg

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 12:29 AM


Alex Joined Fri 09/20/19 Posts: 1	Sun 09/22/19 12:50 AM
hii darling

lily Joined Mon 09/03/18 Posts: 1	Sun 09/22/19 08:26 AM
How can eat the eggs

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sun 09/22/19 08:29 AM
Poached on some asparagus

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 09/23/19 01:20 AM
hii darling Take your hand off my legg

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