part 1

OK... I'm somewhat new to jsh. So, I don't know how you do that orange box thingy when you quote people. Heck, I didn't even know how to find this thread (I think I'm using the right term). But, I just want to say that that joke about give us the keys made me laugh; I also like the one about just a woman with choices. I also want to find the right person, but, many people think of me the wrong way. Like the other day a lady at work told me that I should quite buying a few girls dinner. When I asked her why, she looked at me and said, "cause their not giving you any a--" Comming from anyone else, I would have been insulted. I mean, I only do it for good times and fun. I mean, there used to be a young lady that was kinda hot and we joked about her being my wife and I'd do alott for her and everyone thought she was using me. That insulted me.

part 2

But we still have fun and people still think we are in love because I do so much for her. But then, I also call another lady princess; and people think I have the hots for her too. I actually think of it the way my, so called, "wife" does. I think as friends you can have fun; there are to many pressures put on serious relationships and life is too short. But a lady does have to be hot, and we do have to enjoy each others company before I start trying to make sure that we have good times. So, I don't think I'm gay.

maybe I'll expiriment and find out.................lol

Now that lady will probably come back and post, "I wasn't joking.............no, really give us the keys."

Gotta say, most of the time all I want is sex.

its cuz we DO only want one thing

wait were talking about beer right?

Never buy a woman a Mercedes......

the next thing you know, she wants your Ferrari!

Start out small...

with breathig room.......ahhh....

A Honda Accord, four door, no air.

Ladies, think big!!!!

Give him all of it up front......


then slow it down......hold out a little......


easy.....ahhhh.....

Huney pie....sugar?......

I need a better car, baby......sshhhh....


Huney?.......








Bam!!!! You get the Mercedes.



Style....gotta have style!



j/k...j/k...j/k

OH............. Now I get it. I gotta have a car first.................... lol


You know somethin'......... all you people are pretty good people Kenny makes sence Drivinmenuts, boulderboy & jtip; rock on guys

i dunno are you gay?

I thought thats all we wanted?

i do just want one thing an thats a lady that loves me more than anyother man on the planet

Nicely said!

would you like a drama man or a drama free man lol nice reply, i hope your doing good in school

Would I like sex, someday yes, mostly because I want to be a father someday, but I don't know the concept of sex has gotten kinda boring after a while...

I have to find love first, because there is no point to sex without love. Ok there is pleasure, but come on, you can have a better experience at an all you can eat Buffet! Without the romance, the actual love... I just feel sex would be... Empty.


But what do I know...Virgin.

I do want "one thing".

I want someone who will put as much into the relationship as I do.

I want someone who will be anxiously waiting to hear the sound of my motorcycle coming home in the distance.

Running out with open arms to welcome me home.

It's 1 in the morning over here, I want what every guy wants at this time of day... Breakfast!

Ok I stole that joke from a movie I was forced to watch.

Klugman......... Give it up. I think that kind of thing died when "All In The Family" went of the air.

The spirit of Edith is dead Archy.
REALITY CHECK POINT......just kidding

It would be nice. The truth of the matter is that I enjoy being around ladies more than guys. I'm usually surrounded by hotties at work, and usually, if I'm need help mostly I'll have a real hottie helping me. I just hope I don't wake up some day and realize that I'm following in Liberotchie's footsteps. I think he was always surrounded by laddies and at the end we found out that he was gay. If you're into gay; more power to ya. But, I'm looking for Miss Right.

most guys do want one thing or that has been my experience
and then they want to blame it on you

its in their brain.......you know......that one under their zipper???? thats the one that "thinks" most of the time!!!

their other brain in their head......they use that for figuring out change mostly.....

ok guys....come on and prove me wrong!!!

maybe the zippers are stuck????????

Not all guys want the sex thing. Sure I admit I enjoy sex. I mean who in the right mind doesn't?

But personally for me. I would much rather be in love with someone to make love to then to have just sex. Call me old fashion. But thats just my belief.