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Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Wed 07/17/19 07:12 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:12 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now where's my Valium???????

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:13 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!! You missed your appointment last week river..

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Wed 07/17/19 07:13 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now where's my Valium??????? Give me your address, I'm getting the next ferry over to slap you!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:15 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now where's my Valium??????? Give me your address, I'm getting the next ferry over to slap you! I'll be in Glasgae in a few weeks..

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Wed 07/17/19 07:17 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!! You missed your appointment last week river.. Dang job... It gets in the way of everything

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:20 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!! You missed your appointment last week river.. Dang job... It gets in the way of everything Never worry the books will clear soon enough..

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Wed 07/17/19 07:21 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now where's my Valium??????? Give me your address, I'm getting the next ferry over to slap you! I'll be in Glasgae in a few weeks.. Ah you mean Glesga. It's not too far away from me but confess to never visiting it. Haven't been for around 10 yrs. I'm a country girl at heart hence me living in the countryside. Much more peaceful

Riverspirit1111 Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 100738	Wed 07/17/19 07:22 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!! You missed your appointment last week river.. Dang job... It gets in the way of everything Never worry the books will clear soon enough.. Yay!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:24 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Well yeah!!! You missed your appointment last week river.. Dang job... It gets in the way of everything Never worry the books will clear soon enough.. Yay! All good things come to those who wait..

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Wed 07/17/19 07:26 AM
Impasta 🤣 Sad thing is an 8 yr old got it right I did not Stop blaming yourself,things will get better,it may seem like the end of the world now,but you must fight these demons I tried splashing her with holy water shrugs she just growled at me and her eyes turned red

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Wed 07/17/19 07:27 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Now that is impasta.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Wed 07/17/19 07:29 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Now that is impasta. Al dente..

ragin' cajun Joined Wed 07/10/19 Posts: 550	Tue 07/30/19 05:57 AM
Impasta 🤣 Sad thing is an 8 yr old got it right I did not Stop blaming yourself,things will get better,it may seem like the end of the world now,but you must fight these demons I tried splashing her with holy water shrugs she just growled at me and her eyes turned red did she vomit pea soup would like to see that

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17136	Tue 07/30/19 06:35 AM
Corny indeed, stickin to the rules ya see.. Now I've got your attention, anyone interested in an all over full body massage? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now where's my Valium??????? Give me your address, I'm getting the next ferry over to slap you! No, you won't. You are needed to tell people how to delete accounts But you deserve a medal for that alright

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Tue 07/30/19 06:48 AM
No, you won't. You are needed to tell people how to delete accounts But you deserve a medal for that alright Patience is a virtue! Not sure how much longer I'll believe that

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17136	Tue 07/30/19 07:08 AM
No, you won't. You are needed to tell people how to delete accounts But you deserve a medal for that alright Patience is a virtue! Not sure how much longer I'll believe that Well, you have a very interesting discussion with that AGB chap at the moment. Yeow

ItalianTommy Joined Wed 05/01/19 Posts: 6	Thu 08/01/19 11:27 PM
oh my lord thats just bad but I'm sure my grandsons will like that one