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Topic: what to say?
vonda Joined Sun 04/21/19 Posts: 48	Mon 07/01/19 01:28 PM
what is something you can say in a restaurant and during sex?

Unknow Joined Mon 07/01/19 Posts: 1	Mon 07/01/19 01:43 PM
Don't talk with your mouth full

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 07/01/19 02:54 PM
Do you like it well done?

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 07/01/19 02:57 PM
Hell I've splashed it all over my pants!

vonda Joined Sun 04/21/19 Posts: 48	Mon 07/01/19 04:05 PM
You have to be kidding is this all I get?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Mon 07/01/19 04:29 PM
Don't talk with your mouth full Can't improve on this one hahahahahahaha

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Mon 07/01/19 04:37 PM
this smells like tuna fish....lol

vonda Joined Sun 04/21/19 Posts: 48	Mon 07/01/19 04:44 PM
this smells like tuna fish....lol lol gross

IUBasketball Joined Fri 05/22/09 Posts: 1566	Mon 07/01/19 04:45 PM
Wow that's hot

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Mon 07/01/19 06:05 PM
can we ask the waiter to come over?

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Mon 07/01/19 07:05 PM
Don't talk with your mouth full Can't improve on this one hahahahahahaha except by talking with your mouth full.

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Mon 07/01/19 07:10 PM
can we ask the waiter to come over? the waitress comes more often and is more attentive.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21804	Mon 07/01/19 10:16 PM
I thought it was a buy one get one free sale.

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Mon 07/01/19 10:25 PM
Do you have Spotted Dick?

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 07/01/19 11:42 PM
Do you have Spotted Dick?

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 07/01/19 11:44 PM
It's very tender

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Mon 07/01/19 11:46 PM
It looks like a big carrot !

vonda Joined Sun 04/21/19 Posts: 48	Tue 07/02/19 12:03 AM
I thought it was a buy one get one free sale. Only for you baby

IUBasketball Joined Fri 05/22/09 Posts: 1566	Tue 07/02/19 02:44 PM
I'm gonna need more of that

iam_resurrected Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 985	Tue 07/02/19 04:58 PM
what is something you can say in a restaurant and during sex? I forgot my credit card, do you take cash hahahahahahahahaha

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