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Edited by
keithpl2
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Sat 06/08/19 12:37 PM
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sorry. put it twice
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RIDDLE[36] Q What do those who feel inferior to others, devotedly believe in? A Equality. ...37 (sorry. put this twice!) |
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RIDDLE[37] Q What’s far more damaging than NOT keeping up with the news? A Listening to it. ...38 |
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RIDDLE[38] Q What is sanity? A Merely madness in a straightjacket. ...39 |
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corrected Riddle 10
RIDDLE[10] Q How can you NOT be here? A You will NEVER be able to NOT be here because you never were here! |
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RIDDLE[39] Q Who, a), mostly needs LOUD music in cafés, and b), mostly could survive without it? A a) the staff; b) the public. ...40 |
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RIDDLE[40] Q The difference between an idealist and a realist? A The idealist takes most of what he believes extremely seriously! ...41 |
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RIDDLE[41] Q Those who gain more than anyone from viewing ‘Dating Site’ profiles? A Students of cosmetic dentistry. ...42 |
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RIDDLE[42] Q Why are human beings perpetually in labour? A Because they give birth to everything they see. ...43 |
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RIDDLE[43] Q Who hates perpetually yapping dogs? A Everyone does! (Except for our own little darlings' shrieks, of course). ...44 |
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RIDDLE[44] Q The sole beneficiary of all protests and revolutions? A The next SUPREMO. (And just about no one else!) ...45 |
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RIDDLE[45] Q What do patriarchs and vehicle-alarms have in common? A Hardly anyone bothers to listen to them any more. (After all, one howl is just like another!) ...46 |
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RIDDLE[46] Q Lucky world: but for this product, the population could easily have been twice what it is! A Soda drinks. ...47 |
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RIDDLE[47] Q How do you avoid dying? A Block your ears as soon as you hear a doctor’s mouth opening! ...48 |
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RIDDLE[48] Q The lowest item on the list of domestic homicides? A Males who regularly do household chores. ...49 |
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RIDDLE[49] Q What's the foulest, most despicable raspberry anyone can ever blow anyone? A Adultery. ...50 |
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RIDDLE[50] Q The only SURE method of stopping dogs from barking excessively? A Train the owners - (with the help of a psychologist!). ...51 |
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RIDDLE[51] Q How can you tell which men have REAL character? A They’re the ones who look just as good, (but often better!), without a hat. ...52 |
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RIDDLE[52] Q What would eventually end up as ‘just one more thing to ***** about’ - if Man were offered it? A IMMORTALITY. (But he wouldn’t accept it: ”behaving idiotically forever” is not too appealing! ...53 |
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RIDDLE[53] Q What is an E-male? A One who can, (thanks to technology!), ignore or insult anybody at all, with impunity. ...54 |
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