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RIDDLE[55] Q Definition of a bigot? A He who condemns a racist! ...56 |
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RIDDLE[56] Q Why is education almost the same as, (but not quite), oxygen? A Both are free AND compulsory! (But only one needs to be !!) ...57 |
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RIDDLE[57] Q The human being’s most highly prized talent? A To, (come what may, and in every conceivable way), MAKE LIFE FUN ! ...58 |
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RIDDLE[58] Q How does one avoid absorbing what dogs lick up, suck, and nibble, daily? A Get a teddy bear and put it on a lead. Teach it how to walk; and, maybe, bark at it. ...59 |
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RIDDLE[59] Q What does AA stand for? A AMORALISTS ANONYMOUS. [A fellowship formed to help Internet users regain a moral/ethical sense.] ...60 |
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RIDDLE[60] Q What is unbeatably charming, idealistic, energetic, entertaining, and very risky to love? A The U.S.A. ...61 |
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Q Public “kissy-hugging” is now THE RULE. What’s the next step ‘up the ladder of progress’? A Exchange underwear with those one greets! ...62 |
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RIDDLE[61] Q Public “kissy-hugging” is now THE RULE. What’s the next step ‘up the ladder of progress’? A Exchange underwear with those one greets! ...62 |
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author's edit:
RIDDLE[11] Q The state’s most effective means of maintaining totalitarianism? A The daily regurgitation of its most hilarious pronouncement: “Democracy”. [except in Switzerland] |
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author's edit:
RIDDLE[11] Q The state’s most effective means of maintaining totalitarianism? A The daily regurgitation of its most hilarious pronouncement: “Democracy”. [except in Switzerland] |
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RIDDLE[62] Q What is the most impenetrably foolproof camouflage of all, on this planet? A The human smile. ...63 |
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RIDDLE[63] Q Who are the most infuriating ‘baby-boomers’ in the world? A Drivers spewing out deafening ‘music’! ...64 |
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RIDDLE[64] Q When authors can’t come up with a line for one of their characters, what do they do? A They make the actor ask the most futile question EVER put: “Are you all right?! ...65 |
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RIDDLE[65] Q What MIGHT ONE WELL NOT WANT when meeting an acquaintance or a stranger? A A KISS. (A hug might not be missed either !) ...66 |
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RIDDLE [66] Q What’s the great difference between humans and dogs? A The point of view ! [People fondly imagine that dogs ‘see human-beings’]. ...67 |
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RIDDLE[67] Q What is HELL - (for instance)? A It’s the GUT-BURN one gets, when recalling one’s earlier egomaniacal conduct. ...68 |
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RIDDLE[68] Q What can NEVER NOT be? A EXISTENCE: (n.b. for so long as there’s a word for it !!) ...69... |
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RIDDLE[69] Q Why does the whole of humankind live forever? (Or, if you prefer, why are we ‘immortal’?). A Because it is impossible to know when we NEVER woke up again! ...70... |
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RIDDLE[70] Q Without which clothes could the world NOT go around? A Words! ...71... |
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RIDDLE [71] Q What’s a good way to describe roaring motorcyclists? A Milk-starved mammoths. ...72... |
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