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RIDDLE[72] Q A four-letter word for Euphoric Catalepsy? A Love. ...73... |
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RIDDLE[73] Q You’ve just found a corpse on your doorstep: what have you and it got in common? A Problems ! ITS have all ended: YOURS are just beginning. ...74... |
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RIDDLE [74] Q How to be certain that you always make a good impression on people? A Sound BENIGNLY PHILOSOPHICAL; (especially about what you loathe and abominate). ...75... |
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RIDDLE [75] Q What is MOOSICK? A The ceaseless “musical” kakophonia permeating stores/videos/toilets…..EVERYTHING! ...76... |
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RIDDLE[76] Q What might be the remaining stark clothing choices for women? A 1.Staunchly clamped or defiantly crossed knees. 2.Sloppily cross-dressed forever. ...77... |
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RIDDLE[77] Q What beats 'regretting what you DID say'? A 'Treasuring what you DIDN’T' ! ...78... |
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RIDDLE[78] Q How did the great Voltaire seem to be previewing today’s “pop scene”? A He said: “Anything too stupid to say, is sung.” ...79... |
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Edited by
keithpl2
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RIDDLE [79] Q What is the RAISON D’ETRE of schooling? A For the young to learn, [er, BE PERSUADED!], that education serves a practical purpose. ...80... |
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RIDDLE[80] Q Why is there so much more pornography around, than erotica? A It’s just another instance of how the creature with the lower IQ still dominates the world. ...81... |
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RIDDLE[81] Q What is the greatest single favour of all that you can do your child? A. Never stop telling it that FAIRY TALES have NOTHING AT ALL to do with real life. ...82... |
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Edited by
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Fri 07/26/19 07:41 AM
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RIDDLE[82] Q What is one dead giveaway of a film or video director’s stunted thinking? A The frequent hovering of the camera around a female’s mid-torso region. ...83... |
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RIDDLE[82] Q What is one dead giveaway of a film or video director’s stunted thinking? A. The frequent hovering of the camera around a female’s mid-torso region. ...83... |
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RIDDLE[83] Q What does the female who wants to be ‘equal to the male’, resort to? A She dons a man's ‘phallic-peaked’ schoolboy cap and scowls. ...84... |
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RIDDLE[84] Q Why is CONVERSATION 'damaging to the health’, and therefore should be abolished? A Because men often end up bezerk due to the constant interruptions they have to endure. ...85... |
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RIDDLE[85] Q What are couples who might need to flee for their lives, NOT daft enough to do in reality? A HOLD HANDS. (As you often see them in the movies while they’re frantically on the run !) ...86... |
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RIDDLE[86] Q What are ‘Mini-men’? A Greased and high-heeled clones but slighter, often semi-nude, and dysphoric. ...87... |
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RIDDLE[87] Q If we finally eliminate humanity’s poverty, disease, aggressiveness, etc., what’ll be left? A A bunch of loofahs. ...88... |
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RIDDLE[88] Q What is a more realistic name for medical doctors? A Corpse Cartographers ...89... |
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RIDDLE[89] Q In videos and films, why the perpetual ‘bucket-bashing’? A It’s for those producers who feel impotent without SYNCOPATED BACKGROUND CACOPHONY. ...90... |
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