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Topic: My story 'bout huntin'
dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 05:08 PM
I get ask alot do I hunt, bein' a redneck & all. Here is my view & story : I am not uposed to killin', done it & would do it again for survival. Although at the moment I do not feel threatend by the deer & other critters, but soon as the start packin' the AK47s it's on. I did go Turkey huntin' & got arrested. Just before 1 Thanksgiving. I had a brillant idea. I was goin' to bag a turkey like my forfathers did & prepair a feast before my enimies & break bread. I went out early one cold morn & stalked this illusive & cunning bird. Finaly I spotted my prey amungst a bunch of'm. Quietly I snuck upon him, a big fat gobler too. Musta been a 20 pounder. Anyway I carefuly took aim. He wasn't even aware I was there. Perfect right? Well ya would think so. Had him in my sights & Gently squeesed off a round (BLAM) Before I could get another shot I was serounded. Yep the law, BUSTED. I guess there's some sorta law against dischargin' a firearm in a SUPERMARKET!!!!

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 12/10/07 05:09 PM


RealtyLady Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2725	Mon 12/10/07 05:09 PM
2 funny

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Mon 12/10/07 05:11 PM
I am not uposed to killin', done it & would do it again for survival. Although at the moment I do not feel threatend by the deer & other critters, but soon as the start packin' the AK47s it's on. ROFL

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Mon 12/10/07 05:14 PM
good one DC

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 05:14 PM
thank ya , thank ya

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Mon 12/10/07 05:15 PM
Hilarious DC..

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 05:20 PM
SEE I CAN DO CLEAN STUFF TOO

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Mon 12/10/07 05:48 PM
Too funny Bill...glad you do know some clean stuff

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 05:52 PM
thank all of ya'll takin' a bou

blancalatina Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 655	Mon 12/10/07 06:01 PM
clean stuff? Wow, I can't imagine "clean" after his feathers went 'a flying everywhere!!!

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 06:04 PM
u funny too

blancalatina Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 655	Mon 12/10/07 06:06 PM
u funny too I try darlin, and I keep my straight jacket hanging up next to my bed! LOL!

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 06:26 PM
u funny too I try darlin, and I keep my straight jacket hanging up next to my bed! LOL! ooooooo bondage BAD DC THIS WAS SUPOSED TO BE A THREAD I DID CLEAN OH HELL BLEW IT AGAIN

strawberry20077 Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 81	Mon 12/10/07 07:09 PM
DCdarlin i think u r so funny and thats why i like u xoxoxoxox to u babe

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 07:13 PM
thanks darln' HUGS 'N 2 you babe

strawberry20077 Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 81	Mon 12/10/07 07:14 PM
awwww babe u know im always here 4 u and here is some 4 u babe xoxoxoxox

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 12/10/07 07:20 PM
awwwwww thanks darlin' ya'll stay tuned i'm gonna do one on fred , my truck later on this week

strawberry20077 Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 81	Mon 12/10/07 07:22 PM
ok darlin u know ill be here babe u r the best and i think u r so funny and i luv it xoxoxoxoxoxox just 4 u darlin

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Mon 12/10/07 07:23 PM
wild bill you funny guy you crack me up and others too, i see.