Topic: My story 'bout huntin' | |
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I get ask alot do I hunt, bein' a redneck & all.
Here is my view & story : I am not uposed to killin', done it & would do it again for survival. Although at the moment I do not feel threatend by the deer & other critters, but soon as the start packin' the AK47s it's on. I did go Turkey huntin' & got arrested. Just before 1 Thanksgiving. I had a brillant idea. I was goin' to bag a turkey like my forfathers did & prepair a feast before my enimies & break bread. I went out early one cold morn & stalked this illusive & cunning bird. Finaly I spotted my prey amungst a bunch of'm. Quietly I snuck upon him, a big fat gobler too. Musta been a 20 pounder. Anyway I carefuly took aim. He wasn't even aware I was there. Perfect right? Well ya would think so. Had him in my sights & Gently squeesed off a round (BLAM) Before I could get another shot I was serounded. Yep the law, BUSTED. I guess there's some sorta law against dischargin' a firearm in a SUPERMARKET!!!! |
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2 funny
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I am not uposed to killin', done it & would do it again for survival.
Although at the moment I do not feel threatend by the deer & other critters, but soon as the start packin' the AK47s it's on. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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good one DC
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thank ya , thank ya
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SEE I CAN DO CLEAN STUFF TOO
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Too funny Bill...glad you do know some clean stuff
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thank all of ya'll
takin' a bou |
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clean stuff? Wow, I can't imagine "clean" after his feathers went 'a flying everywhere!!!
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![]() ![]() I try darlin, and I keep my straight jacket hanging up next to my bed! LOL! |
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![]() ![]() I try darlin, and I keep my straight jacket hanging up next to my bed! LOL! ooooooo bondage ![]() BAD DC THIS WAS SUPOSED TO BE A THREAD I DID CLEAN OH HELL BLEW IT AGAIN ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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DCdarlin i think u r so funny and thats why i like u xoxoxoxox to u babe
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thanks darln'
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awwww babe u know im always here 4 u and here is some
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awwwwww thanks darlin'
ya'll stay tuned i'm gonna do one on fred , my truck later on this week |
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ok darlin u know ill be here babe u r the best and i think u r so funny and i luv it xoxoxoxoxoxox just 4 u darlin
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wild bill
![]() you funny guy ![]() you crack me up ![]() and others too, i see. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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