CHEMISTRY. Both partners

NO pizza......NO nooky

Booty lube

without money you feel the love better and i have a problem with lazy woman. i love a woman with strong character whom wont care about money and works also dont have a favorite soap opera.

communication, honesty, common goals and values, compatibility

Having a favourite soap opera means nothing about who they are or how much they love you either.

I have a problem with lazy men or women.

Chloroform

Hard working man or retired from a good job.

Pineapple

but not on pizza

Duct tape and moisturizer

Steel toe boots
A good set of weights and workout bench
A nice hand gun is helpful
...

Oh wait, wrong list sorry...

Ear plugs

A nice rack



















of ribs

She has money for me to spend...

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If you can say yes to most of these, it's very likely you're in a healthy relationship:

1. You can name your partner’s best friend and identify a positive quality that the person has.

2. You and your partner are playful with each other.

3. You think your partner has good ideas.

4. You’d like to become more like your partner, at least in some ways.

5. Even when you disagree, you can acknowledge your partner makes sensible points.

6. You think about each other when you’re not physically together.

7. You see your partner as trustworthy.

8. In relationship-relevant areas such as warmth and attractiveness, you view your partner a little bit more positively than they view themselves or than most other people view them.

9. You enjoy the ways your partner has changed and grown since you met.

10. Your partner is enthusiastic when something goes right for you.

11. When you reunite at the end of the day, you say something positive before you say something negative.

12. You reminisce about positive experiences you've had together in the past.

13. You can name one of your partner’s favorite books.

14. You know your partner’s aspirations in life.

15. You can recall something you did together that was new and challenging for both of you.

16. You kiss every day.

17. You’re comfortable telling your partner about things that make you feel vulnerable such as worries about getting laid off.

18. You have your own “love language” (pet names or special signs you give each other).

19. You know your partner’s most embarrassing moment from childhood.

20. You know your partner’s proudest moment from childhood.

21. You never, or very rarely, express contempt for your partner by rolling your eyes, swearing at them, or calling them crazy.

22. You can list some positive personality qualities your partner inherited from their parents.

23. If you have children together, you can list some positive personality qualities your partner has passed on to your children.

24. You enjoy supporting your partner’s exploration of personal goals and dreams, even when this involves you staying home.

25. You have a sense of security: You’re confident your partner wouldn’t be unfaithful, or do something to jeopardize your combined financial security.

26. When you argue, you still have a sense that your partner cares about your feelings and opinions.

27. Your partner lets you into their inner emotional world—they make their thoughts and feelings accessible to you.

28. You frequently express appreciation for each other.

29. You frequently express admiration for each other.

30. You feel a sense of being teammates with your partner.

31. You know your partner’s favorite song.

32. You have a sense that your individual strengths complement each other.

33. When you say goodbye in the morning, it’s mindful and affectionate.

34. If you’ve told your partner about trauma you’ve experienced, they’ve reacted kindly.

35. You don’t flat-out refuse to talk about topics that are important to your partner.

36. You respect your partner’s other relationships with family or friends, and view them as important.

37. You have fun together.

38. You see your partner’s flaws and weaknesses in specific rather than general ways. (For example, you get annoyed about them forgetting to pick up the towels, but you don’t generally see them as inconsiderate.)

39. You’re receptive to being influenced by your partner; you’ll try their suggestions.

40. You're physically affectionate with each other.

41. You enjoy spending time together.

42. You feel a zing when you think about how you first met.

43. You can name your partner's favorite relative.

44. You can name your partner's most beloved childhood pet.

45. You can articulate what your partner sees as the recipe for happiness.

46. When you feel stressed or upset, you turn toward your partner for comfort, rather than turning away from your partner and trying to deal with it yourself.

47. You have a sense that it's easy to get your partner's attention if you've got something important to say.

48. You like exploring your partner's body.

49. You can name your partner's favorite food.

50. If you could only take one person to a deserted island, you'd take your partner.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-practice/201301/50-characteristics-healthy-relationships

There.
That should do the trick...

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel like you are the only two around.

Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care.
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart.

Friendship is being close even when you are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart
when they are not near.

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best.
Love is when you bring them the very best.

Friendship occupies your mind.
Love occupies your soul.

Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there
when in need.
Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side.

Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart.

Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
A tender laugh, which opens your heart,
A single touch that melts away your fears,
A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven,
A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.

Friendship can survive without love.
Love cannot live without friendship.

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of four through eight year olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love."

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs."

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."

"Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired."

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

"Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."

"When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared they won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more."

"There are two kinds of love: Our love and God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them."

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore."

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."

"Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying."

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you"

"You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

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