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granted but its with Rosie O'Donnell
I wish country music didn't exist |
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Granted but its replaced with POLKA
I wish RObert would smile in one of his photos. |
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granted but he has no teeth i wish it was summer
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granted but its 140degrees n u have no water
i wish i was at the bar already |
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Granted but you forgot your ID
I wish i had my voice back i hate being sick |
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granted but 4sum reason u cant stop singin disco songs
i wish my car was paid off |
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GRANTED BUT YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SUCKED ON A HELIUM BALLOON
I WISH I HAD TIME FOR EVERYTHING |
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granted but now you have nothing to do
I wish there was two of me |
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granted but I'm the cooler one
I wish the guy above me wasn't such a nerd 
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Granted but Now he's a geek =P
I wish my father wouldnt beg me to dye my hair blond. |
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Granted but now you are bald
I wish I could sleep |
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Granted but now you cant remember how to wake up.
I wish I could write stories while i sleep. |
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Granted but thr chars come alive your rent doubles and so does your food bill
wish there were two full moons tonight |
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Granted but nobody understands them.
I wish for a role in a movie |
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Granted - oscars gallor called fudge pack mountain
Wish water becomes better than money |
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Granted but there's a worldwide drought
I wish I could read minds 
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granted...but each mind is a 25,000 page book
I wish I could eat all the ice cram in the world and never get sick |
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granted but ice cream is all u can ever eat from now on
wish I could move go on a 2 week cruise |
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granted but one week in the ship sinks and you're stranded on a desert island
I wish I was invisible |
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granted but then you fall asleep in front of a moving bus
I wish i had eyes behind my head |
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