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If a gorgeous woman surprised you with a gift .. breastmilk flavoured toothpicks . What would your reaction be
Freakin ... EWww! I like my breast milk straight from the source. Who knows where that toothpick has been? |
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It all really matters to the interests of the man you are gifting. Give me a golf club or a tie and I'm gunna look at you funny because you have no idea who I am. If you are wanting to give a man a keepsake as a memory of you a charm bracelet or necklace is okay if you appeal to his tastes. I like large link chains. A woman once gave me a dog choker chain and I wore it for her. A belt buckle can be nice if he is into accessories like that. A nice knife or pocket tool for his key chain. Belt holster accessories (multitool, knife, compass, etc...) something useful that is easily carried and looks rugged. Quality leather accessories are valued too. Watch bands, wallets, etc... If they're really infatuated with their car, you could get them something for their car that is quality or personalized. I've seen name etching decals that when applied to glass look like the real etched glass. One woman I was dating got me a lil stuffed lion (I'm a leo) that still hangs on the shifter im my truck. I also have a lil puppy dog stuffed animal that is in the top center console that my daughter gave me. His name is Clyde (I didn't name him, she did). One woman got me a Godzilla Poster and put it in a poster frame. I still have that too. We saw the 2014 Godzilla movie together. My X used to get me power tools. Do you know how erotic a jigsaw can be without its blade and applied to just the right body part at just the right time? Oh boy... A friend of mine once got a kegger fridge as a gift with a 1/2 barrel of beer and a tap. My sister buys her husband ceramic stuff. He is a home brewer and she picked him up a really nice sauerkraut keg. He loves it, I've seen him pet it and talk to it. LOL The thing is, there are standard gifts and then there are gifts that mean something special. I would never randomly give a standard gift to a woman I am dating. It gotta be a personal gift that impacts her in a positive way. That way, it isn't dismissed as time passes, it remains important to her.  
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If a gorgeous woman surprised you with a gift .. breastmilk flavoured toothpicks . What would your reaction be
Freakin ... EWww! I like my breast milk straight from the source. Who knows where that toothpick has been?  but they are a thing . .. and not everyone's cup of tea .. but I can see the humour on such a gift
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I suppose the toothpicks are easier to give than a baby.
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Hummmm some of the gifts I have gave..
Their favorite bottle of liquor. Cologne Night out dinner & movie Tickets to a sporting event they like. Concert Tickets. Have their vehicle Detailed. Clothes- most men hate to go clothes shopping. Power Tools or any type of tools. 
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I suppose the toothpicks are easier to give than a baby.
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I suppose the toothpicks are easier to give than a baby.
lol
Just add gelatin to sweetened condensed milk. Then you can cut it into squares, or jelly babies.  
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Hummmm some of the gifts I have gave.. Their favorite bottle of liquor. Cologne Night out dinner & movie Tickets to a sporting event they like. Concert Tickets. Have their vehicle Detailed. Clothes- most men hate to go clothes shopping. Power Tools or any type of tools.
I would love someone to detail my car  .. . It is full of sand ., lol auto correct changed that to 
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Wed 09/12/18 03:58 PM
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It all really matters to the interests of the man you are gifting. Give me a golf club or a tie and I'm gunna look at you funny because you have no idea who I am. If you are wanting to give a man a keepsake as a memory of you a charm bracelet or necklace is okay if you appeal to his tastes. I like large link chains. A woman once gave me a dog choker chain and I wore it for her. A belt buckle can be nice if he is into accessories like that. A nice knife or pocket tool for his key chain. Belt holster accessories (multitool, knife, compass, etc...) something useful that is easily carried and looks rugged. Quality leather accessories are valued too. Watch bands, wallets, etc... If they're really infatuated with their car, you could get them something for their car that is quality or personalized. I've seen name etching decals that when applied to glass look like the real etched glass. One woman I was dating got me a lil stuffed lion (I'm a leo) that still hangs on the shifter im my truck. I also have a lil puppy dog stuffed animal that is in the top center console that my daughter gave me. His name is Clyde (I didn't name him, she did). One woman got me a Godzilla Poster and put it in a poster frame. I still have that too. We saw the 2014 Godzilla movie together. My X used to get me power tools. Do you know how erotic a jigsaw can be without its blade and applied to just the right body part at just the right time? Oh boy... A friend of mine once got a kegger fridge as a gift with a 1/2 barrel of beer and a tap. My sister buys her husband ceramic stuff. He is a home brewer and she picked him up a really nice sauerkraut keg. He loves it, I've seen him pet it and talk to it. LOL The thing is, there are standard gifts and then there are gifts that mean something special. I would never randomly give a standard gift to a woman I am dating. It gotta be a personal gift that impacts her in a positive way. That way, it isn't dismissed as time passes, it remains important to her.
Again, ya gotta know their sense of humor. Condom Keychain? Condom with a pushpin stuck thru it? A steel condom? If you want to test his humor quotient, give him something directly opposite of his personification. Like giving a he-man type a soft pink stretchy thing to wear. If he laughs, he might be interesting, if not, better watch out... Marketing question? Are your toothpicks flavored individually or do you just squeeze out a load on the open box? Do you recycle the leftover? Do you provide free quality assurance samples of your product? Is there an imitation flavoring I can buy in bulk so I can flavor my own toothpicks? Can I get credit for trading my unflavored toothpicks towards the price of your flavored ones? Are there product reviews I can read from other consumers? How do you "stack up" against your competition? Is there a Nutritional Facts label on your product? How many servings per container and what is the serving size? Is the first ingredient wood? Are you trying to give me "wood"? |
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Just add gelatin to sweetened condensed milk. Then you can cut it into squares, or jelly babies.
Like a Mardi Gras King Cake baby 
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It all really matters to the interests of the man you are gifting. Give me a golf club or a tie and I'm gunna look at you funny because you have no idea who I am. If you are wanting to give a man a keepsake as a memory of you a charm bracelet or necklace is okay if you appeal to his tastes. I like large link chains. A woman once gave me a dog choker chain and I wore it for her. A belt buckle can be nice if he is into accessories like that. A nice knife or pocket tool for his key chain. Belt holster accessories (multitool, knife, compass, etc...) something useful that is easily carried and looks rugged. Quality leather accessories are valued too. Watch bands, wallets, etc... If they're really infatuated with their car, you could get them something for their car that is quality or personalized. I've seen name etching decals that when applied to glass look like the real etched glass. One woman I was dating got me a lil stuffed lion (I'm a leo) that still hangs on the shifter im my truck. I also have a lil puppy dog stuffed animal that is in the top center console that my daughter gave me. His name is Clyde (I didn't name him, she did). One woman got me a Godzilla Poster and put it in a poster frame. I still have that too. We saw the 2014 Godzilla movie together. My X used to get me power tools. Do you know how erotic a jigsaw can be without its blade and applied to just the right body part at just the right time? Oh boy... A friend of mine once got a kegger fridge as a gift with a 1/2 barrel of beer and a tap. My sister buys her husband ceramic stuff. He is a home brewer and she picked him up a really nice sauerkraut keg. He loves it, I've seen him pet it and talk to it. LOL The thing is, there are standard gifts and then there are gifts that mean something special. I would never randomly give a standard gift to a woman I am dating. It gotta be a personal gift that impacts her in a positive way. That way, it isn't dismissed as time passes, it remains important to her.
Again, ya gotta know their sense of humor. Condom Keychain? Condom with a pushpin stuck thru it? A steel condom? If you want to test his humor quotient, give him something directly opposite of his personification. Like giving a he-man type a soft pink stretchy thing to wear. If he laughs, he might be interesting, if not, better watch out... Marketing question? Are your toothpicks flavored individually or do you just squeeze out a load on the open box? Do you recycle the leftover? Do you provide free quality assurance samples of your product? Is there an imitation flavoring I can buy in bulk so I can flavor my own toothpicks? Can I get credit for trading my unflavored toothpicks towards the price of your flavored ones? Are there product reviews I can read from other consumers? How do you "stack up" against your competition? Is there a Nutritional Facts label on your product? How many servings per container and what is the serving size? Is the first ingredient wood? Are you trying to give me "wood"? 
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Just add gelatin to sweetened condensed milk. Then you can cut it into squares, or jelly babies.
Like a Mardi Gras King Cake baby
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Don't eat the beads or the baby. Each King Cake has 1 baby in it. Whoever gets the slice with baby may: ~ have good luck until the next year's Mardi Gras ~ bring next year's King Cake or anything else here. LOL https://www.google.com/search?q=what+does+the+baby+in+the+king+cake+symbolize&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab |
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back on topic:
Cuff links for a man who wears French cuffs. 
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Don't eat the beads or the baby. Each King Cake has 1 baby in it. Whoever gets the slice with baby may: ~ have good luck until the next year's Mardi Gras ~ bring next year's King Cake or anything else here. LOL https://www.google.com/search?q=what+does+the+baby+in+the+king+cake+symbolize&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab
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A P-51 Mustang (not the car) would be agreeable. Cruise has one.
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A P-51 Mustang (not the car) would be agreeable. Cruise has one. mike ... who are you dating !!!!
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Edited by
Real Tx Girl
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Thu 09/13/18 08:41 PM
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Heck I use to have one of those. It was a great conversation piece above the bar.
 OF COURSE IT WAS A MINATURE.
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Edited by
Mike6615
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Thu 09/13/18 08:58 PM
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A P-51 Mustang (not the car) would be agreeable. Cruise has one. mike ... who are you dating !!!!
You can obtain one for a cool $3 million. If I got one I would surely learn to fly it! But total costs of flying one has been estimated at about $1100 per hour. Also remember the newest one is at least 73 years old! But nothing like the sound of a Merlin! |
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