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Nobody picks up on me so I can't say...
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Nobody picks up on me so I can't say... Hey baby this isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine 
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Nobody picks up on me so I can't say... Hey baby this isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine
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 Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Yes, we'd get along just fine...lmao |
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ha ha that's precious.
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
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Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you...
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Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you... 
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Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
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**** me if im wrong but dinosaurs do still exist right?
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Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
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If you jingle my bells you’ll have a white Christmas
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Excuse me, will you please return my heart that you stole?
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Is that a cell phone in your back pocket? Cause that *** is callin me
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You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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the nike slogan is a HOOR!!!
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Personally ... . I have never used a pickup line .. A cheeky smile is usually enough .,
It would take more than a pickup line to get my attention 
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hey blondey if i was a lost puppy and i followed you home. would you keep me?
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^^^ Very corny, but that one I like, it's cute
I agree with Blondey, it would take more than a pick up line to get my attention. I don't use them either... a smile and sometimes just saying hi has worked for me. 
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