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Best pickup line: "Built FORD tough!" ["Like a rock" not nearly as good to use for a pickup,since rocks tend to sink when they go through a mud puddle,and they are VERY HARD to work on/'fix'!] 
 I'm a jeep guy...
Bullet proof... you are a JEEP guy?? dont worry... i know where you can get ECMs wholesale!
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. this explains why everyone keeps hitting on me today 
time to shade up! 
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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Do you clean your pants with Windex?.. because I can see right thru them.
Had a friend who used that line.. and it worked, I thought he was going to get smacked.. but it worked. I was shocked. |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Lmao.
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome  
Me? |
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. it's good to be honest but it doesn't have a purpose it feels like it's only for picking up so there's no real purpose behind it 
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! again Typical but he seems to have put some effort into this
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. this explains why everyone keeps hitting on me today
time to shade up!
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome
Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. |
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! [/quote again Typical but he seems to have put some effort into this
He? That's my best line!  |
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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome
Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches 
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome
Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches
Yeah I know they are fake. Otherwise they would know, that neither Birmingham, nor London, are in Scotland
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I just checked your profile and you are handsome
Me? Nope. Girls in their 20s, barely dressed. oh does that show on profiles!!, but you shouldn't believe everything you see, they're all fake asking for my mail " they say they wanna make sure I'm real " lol, i turn them away now before accepting matches
Yeah I know they are fake. Otherwise they would know, that neither Birmingham, nor London, are in Scotland
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"Lift with your legs,not with your back!"
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"Lift with your legs,not with your back!"
Bloody manual handling training courses
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Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
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Don't send it to me I won't post it
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