Because i had big stomachache when i woke up in the morning without having eaten anything? Could it have been a spider? But lasted for 1 hour only

Yeah, this is a big problem in the UK
Google there was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
It gives you full details of what to do.
Good luck

she swallowed a fly

oh my

Yes, but she swallowed the spider to catch the fly so he needs to swallow a bird

Then why did i have a huge ache? From the fly?

But the stomach acids kill the insect immediately, no?

Why didnt she drink a coke? Coca cola can destroy copper coins

Tintin... Have some breakfast, that should help!

Now its past, but i think im going to have diarrhoea or something, i have pain in the anus now. Very strange

Tintin .. don't be alarmed .. but if it was a female spider you are in trouble .. she will head straight for your testes and lay a billion eggs .. you will be okay till your testes explode .. a bit like that scene from
Alien .. nice knowing you

Absurd..

Can you give us a time frame Blondey?
He is in Austria, when might we expect the flash?

in warm favourable conditions they hatch in a couple of weeks ., however ., the species of spider tintin swallowed is unknown ., there is a possibility it is a cannabslistic breed .., I am sure tintin knows what that means

So the scenario is..your testes explode or get consumed
from within.

Keep us posted Tintin ;-)

say it isn't so delightful!!!! who else are we going to learn from?

No UFO's in his area have been reported.

trying not to laugh ., pretty much ., there is another option which involves stirrups and massive long retractors to try and catch the spider but to be honest she has likely already laid all her eggs by now .

Maybe this is how Spiderman started!

I think Tintin should at least TRY the stirrups and probe,
get a feel for his feminine side.

We could watch....in support, of course.

This makes me think of an old joke.
You draw three circles on the chalkboard.
In the first circle you put a dot and a squiggly line
In the second circle you just put a dot
In the third circle you cover it with big hash marks

Then you say;
Class, today we talked about starvation.
What do these circles represent from the view of starvation.
The first little girl responds when asked about the first circle.
She says "That is a plate with an egg and a slice of bacon and that is all they have to eat."
The next little boy responds when asked about the second circle.
He says "That is one pea on a plate and That is all they have to eat"
Everyone claps, congratulates him on such an ingenous response.
Finally, the bad boy responds on the final circle.
He says, in a loud and booming voice
"That is a asphole covered in cobwebs"
(Edited for word filters)