we wud appreciate a lil stronger retaliation to make the battle a bit more interesting .....

i wud advice u 2 hav a wrd with ur war councellors .....

and perhaps recruit a bit ...lol

night, Max

nighty nite .realtylady
take care ...
ciao at the hallowed grounds 2moro ....if i am alive

see ya then, sweet dreams....

Being blond just meens you are a shaft short

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call
from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the
windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them
yet.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year; namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! Helllooooo"!! (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my
intelligence again!
Blondes will always win, Blondes uninted!!!

yuhuuu ......where r u ...my blonde enemies.....lol

jus kiddin ...
my link was down the last 2 days ....dont think i ran away ...

What do you call four blondes in a freezer?



















Frosted Flakes

It looks like we might have an ALI

third wave on attack from the non-blondes :

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

hey pple .... i think that the blondes hav accepted defeat ....

we are challenging all blondes ...lol
come on and give us hell if u can ....

lol....come on guys ... a lil laugh never hurt no one

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying,

"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

Two blondes were sitting on bench in Oklahoma looking at the moon and one says to the other "which is further away Florida or the moon". The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooo, can you see florida/"

ha ha ha ha ........killer dude 'that was a killer

where is the blonde retaliation ?????

i dont see any blonde posting here .......

r ye all scared ....lol

j/k

Here's The nuke

A blond pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it just died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it running great.
She asks what was wrong with it.
He replies "Just crap in the carburetor".
She replies "How often do I have to do that"?

The blond mating call



I'M SOOOOOOOOOO F**KED UP

damn .....dude ....where do u get ur ammo frm ....
enough to ground a couple of dozens of blondes ...

no offence blondes ....jus wanting u blondes to join in the fun .....come on now ....u can do better .....cant u ????

i say 10 to 25 a day but i like blond jokes all my sisters are blond due to dye

good for u mike ..... care to share some ???