WHASSA MATTER, MAXTER??? 2 TIRED AND RUN OUTTA LAME JOKES? LMAO

Well I'm out for the night, gotta get some sleep.

Gotta reload.

I'll Be back

No we only need 1 bullet!!!

Thanx 4 the warning Kayak!!!

a trifle ....but enough to shake u up real good




A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

yeah, crickster...out of a bb gun!! lmao

Hell,I think the redheads and brunettes Are making are point for us. And there not even aware.Blondes rule.........

one bullet ...one bullet ...by davy jones locker ....

thats an insult ...i want a duel ....where r my gloves ...

lol
ha ha ha ha

hell yes

u asked for it ...u gotit .....



A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

GO TO BED, MAX!!!!

helloooo all u blondes out there ....

the samurai challenges .....

whos up2 it

"GO TO BED MAX"

wud that b a flag of truce ?????

wont mind smokin the peace pipe for the day if it was a bit more polite .......lol

Still waiting for the good one from ya....
Have not fallen outta my chair yet with laughter!!

I resemble those jokes... And I'm a master's student...

BUT...I can take a joke...if done tastefully.

THIS CALLS FOR HEAVY ARTILLARY


A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

u want 'polite'???? yeah right....

THIS CALLS FOR THE 39 MM SHELLS ....TAKE NO PRISONERS





There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

LAME, LAME, LAME......

THAT HURT ....DIDNT IT ????

DIDNT ....SO HERE IT COMES ....



Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"