Be my guest, you can have the honors

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

ur turn ....comeon now ,......

This is a true story.

20 or so years ago I was seeing this blonde, she was an awesome woman and we had alot of fun.

One day I told her that I was watching the news and the lead story was about a plane. I told her that a 747 was taking off from Los Angeles air port and the smog was sooooo thick that the airplane got stuck in the smog. It could'nt go up, down, backwards or forwards, it was just stuck in mid-air, sitting there, stopped. Her reply "Really, how'd they get it down".

About 3 months later she fell for it again.

Once again THIS IS A TRUE STORY

u muuuuussssstttt be kidding me

Not at all, she was the one that we make blonde jokes about.

Don't get me all wrong, She was and still is a GREAT friend but she is still a blonde.




To all blondes

Especialy Michelle (the one in the story)

heres one more for all u chums.....


A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

sounds about right to me

Calling all blondes. Where are you. Wanna come out and play?

ohhhh yeah .... u sed it ....

ur turn ...lol

I got nothing, drawing a blank

yeah .... too chicken ...i sppse ...lol

they still remember the first bashing ....i sppse

Yeah, Yeah, that's the ticket. They're all scared, Yeah, Yeah

or perhaps sleeping ....dont wrry ....they gonna b head over heels wen they wake up 2 find this mess....


hey i jus made a blonde joke ...lol

UNLEASH SOME BLONDS ON ME

wish i cud phantom .....seems all them blondes hav gone in2 hiding ...lol

OK. not quite sure if this one has been posted, but i obviously cant read all 15 pages of posts, so here it is.

Q:What do you call a blonde doing a hand stand?
A:A brunette with bad breath!

hehe. im a blonde(sometimes) AND a girl and that's funny to me.

Yeah it was already posted, but I think it's jst as funny every time

And Wellcome

ha ha ha ha

thats 2 funny madigirl59



"i am a blande and a grl"...she says ....

damn ...thats rich