i owe this one to colonel ENYA

THREE PRISONERS ESCAPED
1 WAS A BRUNETTE
1 WAS A RED HEAD
1 WAS A BLONDE
THERE WERE 3 EMPTY COTTON SACS LEFT IN THE FIELD
EACH HIDE IN 1
THE COPS CAME AND KICKED BAG 1.THE BRUNETTE SAID"MEOW"
THE COPS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CATS
IHEN THEY KICKED BAG 2."ARF,ARF"
THE COPS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PUPPY
AT LAST BAG 3."I'M COTTON" THE BLONDE SAID
AND,THEY ALL GOT BUSTED!

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ..............

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

blondes always win

cause they started the

blonde joke stuff

so they would always be

underestimated in their ability

thus blowing* ya out of the water













*no pun intended*














*ya think

Oh I laughed so hard the corners of my mouth nearly moved!!!

good 1, max!!

so who do u think are the ayatola of rocka and rolla ...

u said it ...US

thank u one ...thank u all

now thats the kinna war i like


wot do u say ???

I'm still waiting for some retaliation.

NO PRISONERS

The retaliation is that no one is laughing at your blonde jokes anymore!!

arother round of reinforcement from colonel enya

WHY DID THE DEPESSED BLONDE BUY HAIRCOLR?
SHE THOUGHT THE DYE WOULD KILL HER!

Crickster said it all!!!

Go ahead sign the peace accord / Blondes always have more fun so if u r smart you brunettes will stick close to the blondes!!!

a peace traty with blondes ...nivver


nivver ....do ye hear .....

i rather go down in ma jolly rodger that touch that ink dripping feather ....

lmao

ma jolly rodger is ok with me

2 EFFIN' FUNNY!!

heres another cannon blast at ya .....

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....


get it ???

It's late realty I think we got them on the run .

RIGHT ON....

i was thinkin of callin it a day and resume the battle 2moro .....

but those r fighting words crickstergo

u want more gunpowder ????