I've been finding strange things on my computer lately. I've come to the obvious conclusion, as any normal person would, that one or both of my cats have been surfing the web late at night. Here are some of the reasons I believe this:

* Watching Me – They have both been watching me on the computer for months. They chase the mouse pointer on the screen. So I know they are watching my every move. If they can fetch a paper ball, they can certainly understand and operate a computer.
* Tutorial Software – I found "Computers for Cats" software.
* Cat Games – There was a game called "Chase the Mouse".
* Music – I found tunes such as "Cat Scratch Fever", "Cats in the Cradle", "Look What the Cat Dragged In".
* Strange Credit Card Statement Charges – I got a charge for a web site (www.dirtycats.com).
* Kitty Porn – I found evidence of Kitty porn all over my hard drive.

Then my worst fear was confirmed last night. I woke up at about 1:30 am to get a glass of water. I peered around the corner into the office and found both of them at my computer. I slowly approached and found one working the keyboard while the other ran the mouse. I confronted them immediately. They both looked shocked. They claimed that they were just catching up on current events. Needless to say, I wasn't buying it. They had about 3 windows minimized with titles such as "Bad Kitty Webcam", "www.match.cat.com". There was also a chat window open with things typed in it such as "Are you licking your ass?" and "Are you in your cat bed?"

They could download viruses on my computer, and who knows what else. So I figured it was time to stage another intervention. I had recently put them through rehab to get them off the catnip and whiskey. I'm going to have to protect my computer. I don't mind them checking the weather or catching up on current events. But, I just can't have them abusing their computer privileges.

Warning to all cat owners. Keep a close eye on their Internet usage. Especially when they are kitties. There are predators out there that just might take advantage of them.

Of course, I'm totally kidding around. I'm not that delusional. I just like to have fun sometimes. If one person gets a chuckle out of this, then my job is done.

Have a Great Day or Night!

Michael

michael you fit right in already...brenda

That's awesome. I have three cats, and my one loves to be around my computer. Have a great day.

cute

THIS WAS SO FUNNY! AND CUTE!
THANKS FOR PUTTING A SMILE ON
MY FACE!

I've got 6 cats! and i too think they're searching the web!
they're crazy!!! like they say "cats dont have owners they have staff"

also proivde me a link to this kitty porn ... i am uhh gonna check it out to get it removed?

and spoil all your kitties' fun while you're out...that is just mean

I just want to watch it

you deserve the Cats Meow Award

good one

too funny Michael.....although I have often thought my cat has beaten me getting on the computer before I do....he just lays right here on the computer desk as I surf the web, watching every move I/the mouse makes.....can't say that I have found any strange sites....but that is subject to change.

Have a great day sweetie

That's hilarious!!

good read....