your wrong

oh really

One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud
noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on
the intercom, “Attention passengers, we just lost one of our
engines; but don’t worry, the other three engines will keep
us up. Also, we will arrive at our destination about an hour
behind schedule.”

Half an hour later, another loud noise sounded from outside
the plane. The captain once again came on the intercom,
“Attention passengers, do not be alarmed. We lost another
engine, but the other two will still keep us flying. We will
arrive at our destination about three hours late.”

After the captain said this, the blonde leaned over to the
passenger next to her and said, “If those other two engines
go out, we’ll be up here forever.”

It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put
into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man,
who is lounging beside the grill.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no
pleasing some women.

anyone else bored email me

hang in there you will find a date

that was funny