someone takes a pot from his neighbor.

days pass. but he did not return the pot yet. and his neighbor goes to his house.

neighbor: a few days have passed, but you did not give me pot.
- someone has a big and a small pot in their hands -
someone: gave birth to your pots. This little pot is the child of your pot.
- his neighbor smiles. and goes home -

weeks have passed. but the pots were still not returned. neighbor goes back to someone's house.

Neighbor: a lot of time has passed and I haven't given my pot. Could you please give it now.?
someone: your pots are dead.
neighbor: what !, I did not understand!
someone: he's dead! there is nothing not to be understood.
neighbor: did you ever hear the pot die? Don't expect me to believe that.
someone: you believe that you give birth. But you don't believe he's dead? is that so???

Q. What is the difference between herpes and a good marriage?


A. Herpes lasts forever.

A Roman soldier walked into a bar, held up two fingers and ordered five drinks for his friends.

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get the hell out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow and very painful death." He turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"

Welcome to M2.

So, the thing is...single women come home...see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home...see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Seen on Facebook: Since Trump has been elected, I think he has brought us more alleged rapists than Mexico.

(I do not think Mexicans are rapists, its just a joke using someone's own words about others)

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Captain's Announcement

After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!”…………..A scream then silence followed.
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”.
One angry passenger yelled, “Oh for Pete’s sake, you should see the back of mine!!!”

How Babies Are Delivered

When the gynaecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Anni got a little scared.

"It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered."

"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

Startled, Anni exclaimed, "You mean three times up and down the courthouse steps, hanging on to Charlie on his dirt bike?"

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Great stuff

in one time, he had a crocodile clause.
not bad.
maybe another time...

ok stop me if you've heard this one...
a Democrat and Antifa and a BLM protestor walks into a bar in Texas....
Barkeeper looks up from his wanted ads and says....
NEW YORK CITY???
GIT A ROPE

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian, on horseback, came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse, and off they rode.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" -- so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
Then they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn, s o I wouldn't fall off."

"My gosh Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

mew

funny as hell Miss Tex....