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| Topic: Tell me a joke. 😅😂 | |
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'Cigarette' cuz u could take him out for a drag!  |
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This morning something went wrong
  damn the spoon fell and began to roll! 
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I woke this morning and forgot on what side the sun rises, then it dawned on me
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There was a man in one of the time. When this guy got angry, he was as strong as a thousand. that is, when you get angry, you will have to fight 1000 people alone. a famous man. One of the kings will hear this man's name. and he buys it with money. This man is now the king's soldier. and the king is very joyful. because there is a man of 1000 people. ///
a few years later the king makes war against another state. The king is about to lose the war. and the king calls this famous man. the king sees that this famous man is very comfortable. the man is enjoying ... king: we are about to lose war. you are comfortable. you enjoyable. The famous man: Count your king I'm not angry ... 
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Like the hulk!
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Like the hulk!
here, this is described as reality ... something that happened on time ... 
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"My psychiatrist told me to write letters to people I hate, then burn them.
It's done. Now what do I do with the letters." |
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Sorry, I did not get it. The psychiatrist said you the burning the letters, did not you?
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Hi Mrmxb
It means he burnt the people he hate, not the letters :/ |
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so you burned the letters. and you were comfortable. is that so?
hi Earthgirl83
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I shouldn't say it, but I will do it for you
Erm, I feel nervous now to say "I"
The psychiatrist said to write letters to the people I hate and burn THEM. The psychiatrist meant to burn the letters, but "I" misunderstood what the psychiatrist referred to as "THEM"... I thought the psychiatrist meant to burn the people and that's what "I" did. So, now I'm wondering what to do with the letters. It's a dark humor, sorry. for you. Happy Saturday!
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It's a good idea that you do not burn people.
/// but I liked to burn the letter. I can try this. but there are no human people I hate. /// thank you really made me laugh. Please do not get me wrong because I'm laughing
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You are crazy mrmxb, the lady was saying a joke!
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You are crazy mrmxb, the lady was saying a joke!
I knew you were joking. I do not know you. but he does not hate me and I'm too far away ...
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Be quite or I'll write you a letter then set fire to you
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"My psychiatrist told me to write letters to people I hate, then burn them. It's done. Now what do I do with the letters." Earthgirl83 From what point did I have to start laughing? :)) I didn't get it. 
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Be quite or I'll write you a letter then set fire to you
Oh my God. Did you go to that psychiatrist?
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Yes, but I'm confused what I should burn, the letter or the person
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"My psychiatrist told me to write letters to people I hate, then burn them. It's done. Now what do I do with the letters." Earthgirl83 From what point did I have to start laughing? :)) I didn't get it.
She burnt the people instead of the letters! |
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I was already afraid of this.
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