In my experience they are not very happy in Bath tubs, especially if they have the tap end!

you still have the fridge,they like it especially in the beginning of the month

Yes, they do like the fridge but what about the light? Does it actually go out when you shut the door?

In your experience Mikey, you've raised a penguin?

Yes, we had 2 when I was little, had to share the bath with them every Sunday evening, that's ok you may think, but, they pooh in the water

I don't know. Do you Yoda?

well,they'll have to pay extra bills if they keep the light on,when I was a child I was always wondering if the light goes off or not,that's why I used to close the fridge inch by inch while sticking my face in just to see how

What do you mean "when you were a child? I'm still wondering

???? There are lights in the fridge ???

Yep, but, work this out tom.
The light comes on when you open the door and it's light. The light goes off when you shut the door and it's dark?
Wrong way round?

Next thing you'll be tellin me is there are lights in the oven and the sink. Wait...it lights when its light and is dark when its dark?
Who designs this kind of stuff?
Must be a NASA invention like the pressure pen needed to write in space, instead of using a pencil?

See, I don't really open my fridge much. I take a picture of whats inside and print that out and tape it on the outside. I just reach in and grab what I want, saves time.

Are there lights inside the washer and dryer too? I know my clothes come out really warm but I just thought they were snuggling and really excited.

I guess I better call the fridge guy. I need the cold facts on if my fridge is broken or just being difficult. My blender has an attitude and its right beside the fridge, maybe they're in cahoots.

Funny you should mention the sink
Over here you can actually get a kitchen tap that lights up the water when you turn it on! Don't ask me
The appliances are definitely all in on it!
I remember the pencil thing, wasn't it the Russians who did that after nasa spent millions developing a pen?

Dude, you're not raising a penguin in the tub

you're chocking a chicken in there

We all have fantasies but most keep them to quiet

actually I'm raising penguins in my fridge,aligators under my bed,a white shark in my tub,an a trex in my backyard.
by the way I live in the 8th floor,that's why I also have condors in my balcony

Put it on a phone book?