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how to raise a penguin in a bathtub Put it on a phone book? what a smart idea,so that he thinks that he's on an iceberg chilling, the problem is when the phone book start sinking he will be like: my mom told me that one day I'll end up like jack 
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If I dress it in a little tuxedo... can you kneel down and take care of it for me?
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Back on topic ... my friends run a penguin rescue in nz .., a hands off approach is necessary as is maintaining their natural behaviours in the wild .. if there is any hope for them to be released back to nature . ., they are not a pet   I like penguins,they are the most elegant animals,with their clean tuxedos and funny walk,but I won't even try to catch one and raise it as a pet. that's just wrong  
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@Yoda
Let's see... You'll need something like a jacuzzi....but with refrigerant coils, a LOT of mackerel, a bowtie to make him look classy, a t.v./dvd player for playing March of the Penguins on a constant loop, maybe some old Batman reruns... |
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Did you hear about happy feet ..a king emperor penguin who washed up injured on a nz beach . ..after intensive care he was later released back into the southern ocean with a tracker . Sadly the tracker stopped transmission and the scientist thought possibly he was eaten . I like to think they are wrong and he made it back home  I think that the tracker was damaged,cause the signal was interrupted suddenly,I hope that he is with his family now  |
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I'm all for penguin rescue centres, but why the bird favouritism? Injured sparrows don't get the luxury hospital treatment like penguins do. It's outrageous and something must be done.
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Dude, you're not raising a penguin in the tub you're chocking a chicken in there 
You wouldn't catch me anywhere near there Blondey, such animal cruelty, repeated abuse really. I wouldn't need to move over, you could sit on my lap if you promise not to pee on me. <<<<<< (thread killer)  
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@Yoda
Let's see... You'll need something like a jacuzzi....but with refrigerant coils, a LOT of mackerel, a bowtie to make him look classy, a t.v./dvd player for playing March of the Penguins on a constant loop, maybe some old Batman reruns... You forgot about the green helmet and Cuban cigar 
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Did you hear about happy feet ..a king emperor penguin who washed up injured on a nz beach . ..after intensive care he was later released back into the southern ocean with a tracker . Sadly the tracker stopped transmission and the scientist thought possibly he was eaten . I like to think they are wrong and he made it back home
Don't worry, he didn't get eaten. He's living happily in a bathtub in algiria
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how to raise a penguin in a bathtub Put it on a phone book? |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Thu 08/10/17 05:11 AM
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Has anyone seen my pet anteater? I last saw it chasing an ant in new Zealand?
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Yoda ..have you seen my pet ant .. he seems to have disappeared .. it is not like him to miss dinner he's practicing bungee jump in my balcony,don't worry I gave him a piece of sugar and a tear of coffee and he's fine   |
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Has anyone seen my pet anteater? I last saw it chasing an ant in new Zealand? I heard that he had an accident,I think it was a woman in a black suv 
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Has anyone seen my pet anteater? I last saw it chasing an ant in new Zealand?
I heard that he had an accident,I think it was a woman in a black suv
 
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