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If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.
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Look at you...whats wrong with you (usually when facing a mirror)
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This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
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Is this seat taken (usually in Sears...near the interior plumbing supplies)
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The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette
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Will you still love me in the morning?
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Would you like fries with that?
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Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
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Just when I figure out the answers...you go and change all the questions...
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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
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If at first you don't succeed, use a bigger hammer
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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If at first you don't succeed,dig the instructions outta the garbage.
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Vini,Vidi,Visa---I came, I saw, I charged it!
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size DOES matter
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I saw...I came
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raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree
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A woman drove me to drink and I never got to thank her!!!
 
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Women...you can't live with them...and...
you can't live with them *this quote in no way reflects my personal views on women. I just found it to be quite funny. |
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A good attitude is like Kudzu - it spreads.
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