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Your as worthless as tits on a boar hog. 
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"I'm on that like a duck on a june bug"
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Went driving out of here like a bat out of hell.
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faster than green grass through a goose
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stick a d1ck in your ear and f*ck what ya heard
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about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt
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that ones as sharp as a boulder
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about as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
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IM ABOUT READY TO GO POSTAL
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stoned as a football bat
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The engine’s runnin’ but nobody’s driving
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You look like someone just stole your crayons!
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damn did the ugly mack truck hit you and back over you a few times?
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SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDNT HAVE KIDS
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tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrel
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IS A DUCKS ASS WATER TIGHT?
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cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
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as smart as slappin a bear in the ass with a baseball bat
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WHO PISSED ON YOUR CORN FLAKES?
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talk to the wrist cuz the hand is pissed
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