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Topic: any cougars
Robxbox73's photo
Fri 06/30/17 03:47 PM
You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?
Can't hang with women their own age??
Dogs?
Uninteresting guys???
HUMAN LEECH???
USLESS GIGALO??


I'm sure guys would change their tune if there were posts like...

Seeking Mama's boys!

NSA, FWB, THE STUPIDER THE BETTER.
AND PS, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

Doubt thinks will change. As Christopher Walken says....
Your Tone......is all...wrong.....
Youdoitagain...
I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
THEICEISGONNABREAK!!!!!!!
Xbox out!

>:-(


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Fri 06/30/17 04:39 PM

You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?
Can't hang with women their own age??
Dogs?
Uninteresting guys???
HUMAN LEECH???
USLESS GIGALO??


I'm sure guys would change their tune if there were posts like...

Seeking Mama's boys!

NSA, FWB, THE STUPIDER THE BETTER.
AND PS, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

Doubt thinks will change. As Christopher Walken says....
Your Tone......is all...wrong.....
Youdoitagain...
I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
THEICEISGONNABREAK!!!!!!!
Xbox out!

>:-(




Bravo!!! You're Awesome Xbox flowers

Robxbox73's photo
Fri 06/30/17 05:03 PM


You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?
Can't hang with women their own age??
Dogs?
Uninteresting guys???
HUMAN LEECH???
USLESS GIGALO??


I'm sure guys would change their tune if there were posts like...

Seeking Mama's boys!

NSA, FWB, THE STUPIDER THE BETTER.
AND PS, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

Doubt thinks will change. As Christopher Walken says....
Your Tone......is all...wrong.....
Youdoitagain...
I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
THEICEISGONNABREAK!!!!!!!
Xbox out!

>:-(




Bravo!!! You're Awesome Xbox flowers

Thank you Water child!

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Fri 06/30/17 05:32 PM



You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?
Can't hang with women their own age??
Dogs?
Uninteresting guys???
HUMAN LEECH???
USLESS GIGALO??


I'm sure guys would change their tune if there were posts like...

Seeking Mama's boys!

NSA, FWB, THE STUPIDER THE BETTER.
AND PS, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

Doubt thinks will change. As Christopher Walken says....
Your Tone......is all...wrong.....
Youdoitagain...
I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
THEICEISGONNABREAK!!!!!!!
Xbox out!

>:-(




Bravo!!! You're Awesome Xbox flowers

Thank you Water child!


You're welcome!

mzrosie's photo
Fri 06/30/17 05:32 PM


You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?
Can't hang with women their own age??
Dogs?
Uninteresting guys???
HUMAN LEECH???
USLESS GIGALO??


I'm sure guys would change their tune if there were posts like...

Seeking Mama's boys!

NSA, FWB, THE STUPIDER THE BETTER.
AND PS, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

Doubt thinks will change. As Christopher Walken says....
Your Tone......is all...wrong.....
Youdoitagain...
I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!
THEICEISGONNABREAK!!!!!!!
Xbox out!

>:-(




Bravo!!! You're Awesome Xbox flowers


Rob's Da Man, pisces! You go, Rob biggrin :thumbsup:


Robxbox73's photo
Fri 06/30/17 05:58 PM
flowers flowers flowers flowers

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Fri 06/30/17 06:28 PM
when i hear that word i always associate it with sensual and sexy older women:thumbsup: thank god im not sexy lol slaphead

snagglepuss74's photo
Fri 06/30/17 07:54 PM

You know.....I'M sick and tired of the insinuation, that women should be called cougars. What shall we call guys who seek out older women???
Here's a few of of the too of my head....

Mama's boys?


Is it possible that these women might actually like the term, because it implies some characteristics that they like attributed to them ?

... and these guys might even like the term "mama's boys"

perhaps it would be relevant to ask - why aren't there any "insinuating" terms for older guys who look for younger girls? if there's one already then it's all fair ?

Robxbox73's photo
Fri 06/30/17 08:39 PM
Yes there is a term for that.... it's called..
Table for the young lady?????,
And her grandfather!!!!!


..As you
Can see....im not a fan...lol.

snagglepuss74's photo
Sat 07/01/17 09:05 PM

Yes there is a term for that.... it's called..
Table for the young lady?????,
And her grandfather!!!!!


..As you
Can see....im not a fan...lol.

I'm sure you have a term for the young lady who fancies that grandfather.

Fortunately they're just doing their own stuff and not calling other people names.

tonyAntonio0's photo
Sat 07/01/17 09:16 PM
Love me an older woman... any day (;

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Sat 07/01/17 09:45 PM

when i hear that word i always associate it with sensual and sexy older women:thumbsup: thank god im not sexy lol slaphead

You are too young to be a Cougar...
still a kitten...:tiger:

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Sat 07/01/17 09:56 PM
My cat and I agree.....Meow!
smokin laugh

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Sat 07/01/17 10:34 PM
i think i thaw a putty cat ( feeling like tweety bird lol)

Robert1995terrier's photo
Sun 07/02/17 05:55 AM
...ask

snagglepuss74's photo
Fri 07/07/17 09:45 AM
Edited by snagglepuss74 on Fri 07/07/17 09:50 AM
just found out that a web search for "<city-name> cougars" brings up a page on this very site among the top 3 results (at least for me). The page lists profiles of women from that city, aged 35/36 and above - regardless of whether they have indicated interest in men of any specific age range.

Replace "cougars" with the appropriate term and you land on the page with women who have children.

So this site is automatically categorizing women into "cougar"s, "BBW"s, etc, without their having to ask for it?



No similar facility for men, at least nothing obvious here.


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Fri 07/07/17 09:59 AM
surprised slaphead

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 07/07/17 10:07 AM
So glad to be at a time in life where my term for older women is..."women".

Basha's photo
Fri 07/07/17 10:13 AM
Edited by Basha on Fri 07/07/17 10:14 AM
Time and time again, I find hitting the bars in search of young females simply too effortless…albeit enjoyable. I'm a seasoned fisherman whose use of wit and charm as bait and chum yields more than enough bounty for my hook. Yet, occasionally I feel the need for challenge, for sport. Like a much younger, much more handsome, and much more awesomer Captain Ahab, I find myself consumed by my desire to hunt a more perilous species. Also, I'm not a fictional character. But unlike the hapless Ahab, I have no interest in whales, in any sense of the word. My game of choice? The most dangerous prey of all: the elusive cougar.

A cougar is an attractive, sex-crazed, middle-aged woman, usually found prowling airport bars and smoky pool halls in search of nubile flesh. Look around you: most likely there's one training her eyes on you right now. She's a predator, a vicious carnivore looking to feed before continuing on her ferocious way, and that's the most beautiful part of the majestic cougar: her unflagging desire to move on after a mauling. Clearly, this is an advanced species.

Make no mistake about it: a cougar hunts you. But a seasoned cougar hunter knows how to play this to his advantage. Bagging a cougar is one of the most enjoyable sporting feats a young man can accomplish, but is rife with peril and dangers untold. Below is my overview of the great beast. Use it. Here's to safe and happy cougar hunting.

A. Nails: Long, manicured, and often painted fire-engine red. The cougar keeps her nails sharp enough to ensnare her prey. In the bedroom, she uses these claws for enjoyable, yet tissue-scarring, back-scratching.

B. Skin: Cougars are notorious for keeping their pelts soft and inviting. You might believe you're cuddling a cub before realizing you're actually stroking the coat of a ferocious womanimal.

C. Tail: A cougar will use her tail to attract prey, often flaunting it with a perfectly timed cell phone or key drop. She shakes her tail in a cunning fashion to distract you from her wrinkly eyes and thinning hair.

D. Legs: Shapely and attractive, a cougar's legs are one of her most desirable, yet dangerous, weapons. She uses her muscular legs in the bedroom to choke the life out of you, then the next day uses those same glorious limbs to reach the pedals on her minivan as she drives away. It's God's design.

E. Face: A cougar masks her face with makeup and other facial products in an effort to camouflage the ill effects of aging. The eyes, beautiful and hidden under a heavy coat of mascara, dart around the room, scoping her habitat for suitable, unsuspecting fare. The ears twitch with each sound, on alert for the rustling of a leaf or the chuckle of a younger man.

Taken from:how I met your mother~

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