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There are following tips to impress a girl. 1 choose interesting topic to chat. 2. Be confident. 3. Let her talk about herself. 4. Be patient ,be unique,be honest. 5.have good sense of humour . If agrees comment yes thanks
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6. Have a six figure bank account.
Oh wait, maybe that is just on my list 
But seriously, you do have a nice list there 
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Touch your nose with your tongue.
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50 press ups on one hand
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A memory foam mattress leaves good impressions
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50 pushups, no hands.
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50 pushups, no hands.
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50 pushups, no hands. Hmmmm, I will have to google that one to figure it out 
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50 pushups, no hands. Hmmmm, I will have to google that one to figure it out
That is done by women who have extra large . . . 
. . . imaginations. |
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Oh, now I understand
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Lolz
 
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Edited by
technovative
on
Tue 04/25/17 02:47 PM
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To get the attention of a WOMAN that's right for you... BE YOURSELF.
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To get the attention of a WOMAN that's right fo you... BE YOURSELF.
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Show her your weenie.
On second though...probably won't work.
I got it!!! Show her my weenie. |
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Show her your weenie. On second though...probably won't work.
I got it!!! Show her my weenie.  Why would a woman want to see this?
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Show her your weenie. On second though...probably won't work.
I got it!!! Show her my weenie. Why would a woman want to see this?
Cuz they taste gggrrrreat. With a satisfying afterglow...er aftertaste. |
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Pound a six inch spike thru an oak 2x4 with your tallywacker ~ Real Genius (1985)
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Pound a six inch spike thru an oak 2x4 with your tallywacker ~ Real Genius (1985) Dat's nuffin. Pound yer tallywacker through an oak 2x4.
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Pound a six inch spike thru an oak 2x4 with your tallywacker ~ Real Genius (1985) Dat's nuffin. Pound yer tallywacker through an oak 2x4.
If I did that, it would get a boo-boo. Then I would need some fine lady to kiss my boo-boo.
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