David Seville - The Witch Doctor

I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla bing bang

You've been pretty busy there Bimbi.

Spam is only good when you fry it in a pan.

Well...not really...don't like Spam

Spam spam spam spam SPAM...THE WONDERFUL SPAM!

And more Spam

Reinforcements would be nice

People in Hawaii really love spam.

I wonder if the witch doctor is living in Honolulu.

WD's back

Wishing you a safe journey...up the volcano

spam n' eggs

Spam, eggs, and toast...minus the spam

This parrot is dead.

That made me chuckle. Good one, David.

Some others wrote some great messages, too.

Spam sandwich with mustatd lettuce and tomato

The Hormel stuff isn't bad when fried up right. Despite the jokes about "Some Parts Are Meat," I kinda like it with mustard and cheese, but I haven't had any for a long time.

Regarding the email/forum-post variety, I'd like to turn the bloody Vikings loose on the ones responsible for it.

Okay, rant over. Back to the positive messages.

Piscesmoon02: "Have you got anything without spam?"
Waitress: "Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it."
Piscesmoon02: "I don't want ANY spam!"
Man: "Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?"
Piscesmoon02: "THAT'S got spam in it!"
Man: "Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?"
Vikings: "Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)"

WD got to have some powerful mojo. Ya'd think he'd get carpal tunnel doing all that typing. Maybe he gets a discount on Ben Gay and wrist braces someplace in Mumbai.

I think I'll go and fix myself a nice sammich. Got a can of spam around here somewhere.

Thanks for the reminder to add it to my shopping list. I like the "Lite" stuff in the single serving pouches, but a family member always used to eat it before I could get any. That's the main reason I haven't had a Spam sammich for awhile, but also my late wife used to hate Spam. (She probably hated the Hormel stuff more than she disliked email spam.)
The Spam thief moved out, so now I don't have to hide it any more.

Hahaha

Do you like green eggs and spam?

No sam, I do not like green eggs and spam

They now have turkey spam.

I wonder how the Turks feel about it.