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Topic: I'm Pregnant
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 04/01/17 08:45 AM


joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 04/01/17 08:59 AM
I did advise you not to become an altar boy, you wouldn't listen.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sat 04/01/17 09:04 AM
Oh Goody a naw baby on the way I can spoil and give back. So pink or blue booties to knit????

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 04/01/17 09:04 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 04/01/17 09:05 AM
Oh Hail Mary!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 04/01/17 09:05 AM
I thought I was once. It was constipation. I hope you don't feel that disappointment.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 04/01/17 09:09 AM
Oh Goody a naw baby on the way I can spoil and give back. So pink or blue booties to knit???? Just tell Pancho I want to borrow his laxitives.....I don't think a natural birth is in the cards

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 04/01/17 09:09 AM
Congrats Beach. Looks like someone paid a hole lotta attention to you.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sat 04/01/17 09:11 AM
Oh Goody a naw baby on the way I can spoil and give back. So pink or blue booties to knit???? Just tell Pancho I want to borrow his laxitives.....I don't think a natural birth is in the cards Aww come on you play unprotected you pay... I will even coach your breathing

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 04/01/17 09:11 AM
Ain't jail a biaatch!

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10533	Sat 04/01/17 09:36 AM
okay this will definitely draw all then attention to you lol

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21875	Sat 04/01/17 09:47 AM
(pregnant pause)

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Sat 04/01/17 09:55 AM
Oh Goody a naw baby on the way I can spoil and give back. So pink or blue booties to knit???? Just tell Pancho I want to borrow his laxitives.....I don't think a natural birth is in the cards Aww come on you play unprotected you pay... I will even coach your breathing Yes. He will need to breath. The father often feels faint at the delivery.

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Sat 04/01/17 12:04 PM
Is this a food baby? You might want to try some miralax. Make you feel like a 5 pound sack losing 10 pounds of grief, brighten up your day. ...Just don't put a little bonnet and pacifier on it and wheel it around in a buggy introducing it to people at the park as your little bundle of joy. Not without taking video and putting it on youtube. Maybe get some of those hobby googly eyes from the craft store, the ones that spin around when you rock the buggy.

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Sat 04/01/17 12:22 PM
Who's the Mother?

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 04/01/17 12:42 PM
Damn April Fools jokers

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Sat 04/01/17 02:22 PM Edited by Unknow on Sat 04/01/17 02:51 PM
Congratulations Beech. Yes, practising your breathing is essential! (this doobie's been in 2 threads now) Puff, puff, pass

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 04/01/17 02:28 PM
How many months along are you?

SipSik Joined Thu 01/12/17 Posts: 2720	Sat 04/01/17 02:50 PM
I'm Pregnant How did that happened?

Unknow Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 6525	Sat 04/01/17 03:18 PM
Oh god Another Beach on the way??? I barely survived the first onslaught

Unknow Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 6525	Sat 04/01/17 03:19 PM
Just kidding . Congrats B-boy!