Ahhhh....Irish Jade......the only one who can sneek up on (stalk) a leprecon............

You guys are funny. Actually, there's a book out there called "the rules". Everything you SHOULD do to get the man of your dreams. I guess I should read it?!!! lol

I had to laugh. Irish jade stalked a local radio dj at a rock station so bad that he had to file a cease and desist order and a restraining order on her. But not before he finally came to wits end and exploded on her one night over the phone which was recorded and played over the air over and over during the radio dj's introduction. I have never laughed so hard in my life. It goes something like this: "and here's the nightshift with your host jerry." then they roll the tape with jerry and irish irish says "jerry I'm always going to love you no matter what." Jerry says "quit stalking me you crazy ****ing b****! You're f*****g insane!" irish says "oh jerry I know you love me and don't mean those things." jerry says "stay away from me and my girlfreind or I'm gonna f*****g kill ya you you f*****g psycho! Do you hear me you f*****g c***?!!!!" then they go into music. Irish told everyone in town that it was all a setup- a gag between freinds. But I met jerry one night in a bar and we got together and compared notes, restraining orders, court documents, and her state and federal criminal records. She's absolutely crazy. And crazy. Norman bates aint got nothing on irish jade.

I read it. Even tried some of the suggestions, and still haven't found my man. What am I doing wrong?

Well how bout if she's straight forward and says "I like you, you're pretty damn cool." Thats a good sign... I'm one of those women who just tells ya,lol, I don't throw out signals and wait for a man to pick up on it. They NEVER pick up on it... so I just pretty much hit them over the head with it and say "I like you, you are pretty damn cool." That tends to get the message across...

lmao Johna!!! Sorry, since this is a guy thing i suppose I shouldn't have put that in there! But you can always pick it up and read it... maybe it could help you understand what she is looking for and how to move slowly into her life...?? I don't know!

I can never pick up on that either.

Just hit me over the head ......and drag me back to your cave.....I understand that sign......

""oh jerry I know you love me and don't mean those things." jerry says "stay away from me ""

I have met her Longhair. She had a different name, but I got the feeling that I should start posing for milk cartons. She could made bipolars cringe. That was about 16 years ago. Dang, Why'd you have to dredge that memory up?

After one hold harmless dinner date with norman bates sister from satans spawn from hell and the aftermath that ensued, I am f ing scared of all women. Can you blame me? That terrifying experience that even stephen king couldn't possibly write about has left me irish jaded beyond repair. Every time I see our worthless town cops anywhere the first thing out of my mouth is "why isn't she institutionalized yet?"

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa biker!!!!! JUST STAY HOME!!!!

Is it a good sign when she looks at you and touches her bum?

Well I'm sorry she got you too johna. At least I got such fond memories like my neighbors security camera videotape of her running away from the scene of the fire. That was funny. One of the bar owners downtown let us put it up on the widescreen during the commercials for the ballgame as a joke. And we had a karoke microphone so we were having fun with it (so do you have psycho women problems? Geico home insurance protects you from unwanted predators.- as she's running away) but then the barowners thought about it closely and decided to ban her from all drinking establishments downtown! She had already caused her fairshare of trouble downtown. When she walks her dog downtown people will cross the street to avoid her.

I thought it was, and now you tellin us it aint

I'm a free man and I'm not going to run and hide because the state won't do its job on locking up a nutjob permanently. She's burned every bridge in town just as she did in her last place of residence. It won't be long before she moves to another town. But yknow I think I got it out of my system . Thank you all. Maybe now I can change my profile and move on in my life. Its been a year.

its usually a pretty good indication...

I meant to say nonverbal cues I an never get but if a lady ever told me she likes me and i'm pretty damn cool I would pick up on that. It's the non verbal stuff I have problems with

i usually take being sprayed with mace as a good indicator she is interested...a restraining order is like saying "I love you"

She's not aiming a firearm at me

good one fortsmith....however, if she were...it might just mean she is hot for you