Community > Posts By > dirtdogg1987

 
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Sat 11/24/07 08:16 PM
after you tell her to leave...she gets drunk and has her big ass ape of a cousin try to bend you up so you have to lay his big ass out with a rock to his head...but his big ape ass did not get the point so you have to hit him again...then his buddies drag him to the ER....Yeah, that is a good sign she is into you:wink:

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Sat 11/24/07 06:28 PM
love love love s.i.n.g.le.m.o.m.m.y

10.....10........10

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Sat 11/24/07 05:00 PM
i've never stood next to thomas magnum before.

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Fri 11/23/07 01:51 PM
i've never licked a toad.

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Fri 11/23/07 01:36 PM

ive never ate sh*t and barked at the moon
me either....but i have smoked lots of sh1t and then barked at the moon

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Fri 11/23/07 01:05 PM

I'm a total cougar. :tongue:
so...um, you want to scratch me uo some? I would not mind it at all...your welcome to it:wink:

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Fri 11/23/07 12:54 PM
i dont have too much of a preference on age...so long as they are legal...and dont look like 100 miles of bad road.

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Fri 11/23/07 09:55 AM
I have never masterbated in the super market

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Fri 11/23/07 09:33 AM
i've never been fooled buy a chic with an adams apple and large hands!

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Fri 11/23/07 08:11 AM

I've never been tricked in that manner.

(a girlfriend told me that as she & her husband laid in bed one evening, he told her he was going to shoot a loogy up above them...she didn't want it landing on her so she hid under the covers...were, her husband proceed to FaRt! It was a trick to get her under the covers. grumble sick )laugh
huh huh why the hell would he just shoot a loogy up like that? that itself is fowel....sicknoway noway noway

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Fri 11/23/07 08:09 AM
i've never chased karla.....yet:wink:

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Fri 11/23/07 07:50 AM
i've never held a girls head under the covers while i passed gas.

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Thu 11/22/07 09:59 PM
Edited by dirtdogg1987 on Thu 11/22/07 10:00 PM

I've never kissed in the rain.


i never turned down a hotty in the rain.

want to remedy that kiss of yours? flowerforyou

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Thu 11/22/07 07:42 PM
i never had an std

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Thu 11/22/07 07:31 PM
i've never had a threesome

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Thu 11/22/07 07:12 PM
i have never never been abducted by aliens and probedhappy

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Thu 11/22/07 07:07 PM
i have never driven 18 hrs to meet a super hot chic


but that might be fixing to change:wink:

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Thu 11/22/07 06:22 PM
I've never maturbated in a port-a-poty

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Thu 11/22/07 06:00 PM
i've never been caught naked in the back of a hurst at a funeral.....

.....NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD!!!!

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Thu 11/22/07 04:45 PM
i have never had a bj while driving

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