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Edited by
yokoke
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Tue 11/20/07 11:28 PM
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Pay attention to her eyes. One sign of attraction is when her eyes are open really wide, and her pupils are enlarged when you are talking or when she is talking to you. That is not attraction she is ON DRUGS!!!!!!! LOL 
Another sign of attraction is that when you are speaking, she will lean her body into you and literally be drawn in with your words. She will not get up and go to the bathroom. She will sit there and not want to miss a single second of the date:
She leans into you because she has had to drink to get through the night and mixed it with "cold medicine" ROFL She won't get up and go pee because she has already wet herself where she is sitting LOL Time???? What is time when you are looped.......
She will not look at her watch.
um my watch is broke there is a wire inside that keeps going around faster than the other two.... "AM I BLONDE???" Why would you ask a girl if she is blonde??? She will not look around the room.
She will be totally fixated on you the whole time.
He thinks he has me hypnotized 
She will play with her hair and lick her lips before she moves towards you, because she is creating a sexual feeling inside her.
Noooooooo I got gum in my hair and could really use some chewing gum right now because I have that ugly monster mouth from the hideous meal.... LOL
She will reach her hand across the table and glance at yours. She will touch your shoulder or another part of you very casually. When she is speaking, she will touch her leg or her face, imagining it was you who was touching her.
No again, cause I just realized I did potty myself LOL and just squirming LOL
No bald guys were harmed in this post LOL Laugh French!!!!!!
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1. She hasn't called the police
2. She hasn't pepper sprayed you 3 She's not running away in fear 4. She looks at you at says she can go all night like a lumberjack (got that one from the movie Hotshots) |
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I usually run and lock myself in the bathroom if I like someone!!!
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You mention this island you've been to where the bone fish swarm like bees and the drinks are all inclusive, and she asks if they perform marriages there.
I didn't run, but I certainly paused. Talk about feelin' a vibe. |
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If she spreads rumors after a first date to all the women in town that you are her sex toy and that they should stay away and then kills your dog to get your attention and try to nursemaid your broken heart then ayempts to burn down your house because she's angry with your house because you are not there does that means she likes you or does that mean she's a mean, manipulative, dangerous socio psychotic who needs to be institutionalized?
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she killed your dog? Are you serious?
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If she spreads rumors after a first date to all the women in town that you are her sex toy and that they should stay away and then kills your dog to get your attention and try to nursemaid your broken heart then ayempts to burn down your house because she's angry with your house because you are not there does that means she likes you or does that mean she's a mean, manipulative, dangerous socio psychotic who needs to be institutionalized? that sounds like a movie I have seen before longhair
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no that was a rabbit!!!!
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Maybe not institutionalized, but the second date will definitely be dutch.
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Ha ha ha dutch! I like that. Yup irish jade the psycho. Legally changed her name to cover her past criminal record for her stalker behavior. One year restraining order. She's as nuts as they come. Ever meet a 40 year old woman named irish jade.... I suggest you run.
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keyed my truck.....put sugar in the gas tank......tore down my mailbox........left a text message that she really enjoyed the date....liked me alot and wanted to see me again......Hmmmmmm
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Irish jade you say is her name
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I'm making labels on the computer that say irish jade fruitcake and I'm affixing them over packages of fruitcake that I intend to give out at x-mas to the townspeople that know her and dislike her. Gonna be lots of laughs there.
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I need catchy slogans to put on the decals like "its all in the mind" or "even the voices in my mind don't like me so whatever!"
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Slogan for LHB "people dont stalk.....fruitcake does"
At least in my family.....Im sure the one I got from ma last yr is the same one I gave her 3 yrs ago....... |
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I love it ghostrider! Alright whose got another one?
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9 out of 10 men who try Irish Jade prefer Camels.
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Thanx! You're cracking me up.
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Edited by
fortsmithman
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Wed 11/21/07 11:35 AM
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I haven't been with a lady for so long I thnk even the crazy and psycho ones will do or maybe I'm just horny
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I will send irish jade to you gladly. Hope you enjoyed your life as you knew it and all you had and everything you worked for.
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