Look I know what its like to be the Nice Guy Finishin last... i have been engaged 3 times and they all went down the drain, but i never gave up hope and i never will. THe hope to find a beautiful women to settle down and raise crops and kids with.


Just keep lookin and Keep your hopes alive.

lmao 22 yrs old and engaged only 3 times????

What do you do......date them twice and then get on your hands and knees???

SORRY......Im in sarcastic mode now!!!!

if someone is looking for marriage,make sure you look for someone you'll want to be buried next to.

My last long term relationship was a farce. She talked me up and pandered to me and used me for instant security. Then went back to her ex husband whose a scizophrenic on medication living at home with his mother in boise idaho. At least I didn't find out her alterior motives 6 months into a marriage and have to explain it to all my freinds. And it was nice of her to get me attatched to her child then split. Especially after the child just got settled into a new school and was learning. The child was going to kindergarten and didn't know how to read or write. I spent all my free time for 6 months before school started teaching that child how to read and write so the child would not be behind from the start. Just a shame. What did I get out of the relationship? The fact that I can love someone unconditionally because I did and that's it. At least I know that she's 1500 miles away from me, unhappy, and I will never have to see her or her family ever again. Her parents and brothers and sisters and their spouses and children all moved away right after she took off. All I have is a bad broken heart which has healed and some photographs that when I look at them I feel nothing. I don't see the happiness or sadness we shared. I don't see the memories or the love I felt. I feel nothing for it wasn't real and it wasn't meant to be.

This is why a good woman never gets to meet a good man like LongHair. That's a real shame.

My second to last relationship so called long term was a joke. In that relationship she couldn't make up her mind. In that one the ring was on her hand and the wedding half paid for. Everything seemed right. She unaethstetically ripped my heart from my chest. I came home from work and she said point blank "I never want to see you again" with no explainations. The next day I received a tacky dear john letter in her sisters handwriting. It said I loved her too much. Well sorry I didn't beat you like your last three boyfreinds did. It said I did too many nice things for her children. I'm sorry your daughter was sick and needed immediate medical attention and they refused you because you couldn't pay so I did out of kindness and necessity. Then she says I spent too much time with her. For gosh sakes where's your freaking mind at? I worked 6 days a week! At least I got my ring back and a car she attempted to steal from me. She's now with a big biker who beats the hell out of her and she's happy. Sorry I don't beat women. Not my style. You want horror dating stories? I got em.

this why i put what i did in my profile

How bout my shortest date? Just under 3 and a half minutes. This chickypoo was quazimoto coo coo. I go to pick her up and she immediately freaks out screaming and yelling that I smell like I have been smoking pot. At first I'm laughing thinking she's joking. And...... She's not. I tell her I gave that stuff up years ago and that she is mistaken and that I haven't even been around any pot smokers. She gets more crazy hormonally driven and screaming and I just get in my car and drive off. Bye nutcase. Have a nice menstral cycle.

And who can forget the "sting". You meet a nice girl, you ask her out, you go out to dinner, and clubbing and when you drop her off at her door she says "oh that will be a hundred and fifty bucks because surprise surprise I'm a prostitute." no really? You're a last minute two bit whore? That's wonderful! Can I write you a check you sweet kind gobstopper? Hmmmmm. Want more?

Ok try this one on for size. Had a freind we will call her andrea because that's her name. Well she invited herself down to my place over a weekend during a festival. Its a hundred miles home for her so I let her spend the night sleeping in different rooms. While I'm sleeping she lifts and steals 3 one hundred dollar bills from my wallet. Nice huh? When I woke up in the morning and seen my wallet had been moved and the money missing I didn't get angry or anything. I just said "I have things to take care of so you must go." she calls me once in awhile wondering why we don't hang out anymore. I tell her I'm busy. She calls and says she's coming for a visit and I tell her I'm busy and won't be home when she arrives. Even changed my phone number. But of course one of our mutual freinds gave her my new number. So I still get the calls. My freinds call her dumptruck because she's got a bad habit of dumping all her problems on complete strangers. Hi I'm andrea and I have a whole boatload of financial problems that I got myself into because I'm stupid and can't budget and have to have the best of everything even though I can't afford it. So I'm going to make my financial problems yours and talk you to death about them until you feel suicidal or tell me to f*ck off. Ok?

AWWWWH, Longhair, I am soooo, sorry to hear about this, some ****ing women make it hard for the goods one's

Ditto

sounds like its time for him to start writing that book

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