I've dated a lot because I can and I've had the most unusual situations you could imagine! Remember the scene in the movie the 40 year old virgin where he's sitting across from his dinner dates and they are all talking about themselves? I peed myself in tears laughing not because it was that funny but it was that true! I've dated some winners.

So here's one. This 35 year old very attractive woman named well let's call her shelly cuz that's her name. Um shelly and I go on a few dinner dates. Goodnight kiss on the cheek. I had a great time. Well she calls and we decide to go out to dinner. So friday I show up to pick her up. She answers the door in a teddy nighty, grabs me, pulls me inside, rips my clothes off and we make mad passionate love. Afterwards she looks me in the eyes and says seriously I can't make this up "all you really want me for is sex don't you?" after I quit laughing I replied "uh who answered the door in a nighty, and who yanked who through the door and ripped their clothes off and threw them on the bed and f*cked who?" wtf?

I thought we were going out to dinner?

So when should we rip your clothes off??? Or should we just wait for you to rip our clothes off???

ohhhhhhhhhh the dilemma!!!

I had a date last 30 minutes once. Asked this woman out. Went to dinner. I didn't realize she was a drug dealer. So we are eating and people are showing up and she's dealing bags of weed at dinner! Her phone and pager are going off. I got up and walked out.

Had one woman who I dated a few months. We went out to a club one night and she met a guy she thought was "cute". She decided she was going to run off with this guy and I told her she was crazy to run off with a total stranger. She told me she was a big girl and I wasn't her father. I said ok have fun. She ran off with this guy. He beat her up and raped her and threw her in a ditch 40 miles from her home. Nice date.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so you need to find better quality women then......

where do you find these women???

Someday I will write a book called "dating hell" because I've got hundreds of them.

hahaha well at least you try.......I hide myself in my home......Im afraid of whats out there!!!

Oh I find them at church socials, grocery checkouts, protest rallies. Freinds of freinds, school functions, and homeless shelters. Never ever date your parole officer. Very bad life decision. Thank god she left me for a rapist.

I'm thinkin what the hell am I doing. If this woman gets mad at me I will be doing life behind bars with a few scratches on a piece of paper.

And so here you are>?>>????

I've dated women who were so insecure and neurotic I was starting to believe the only words she knew were "whadya mean by that?" and "I know you're talking about me!" oh and don't forget that "nothing!"

Have you ever thought of joining a monastery???

---interesting stories-----

Hey gypsy have you run into anyone you know personally from your area on here that is a certified whacko nut case? Where you went omg! No way! On jsh?

later ya'll--

You know what??? years ago I was on some site.....and I went to meet this guy at the pier.....which was a bar on the water.....anyways.....I walk in all by myself and self conscious and this guy is in the bar and recognizes me from the site.....never talked to me before but apparantly he recognized me from my picture.......I was so embarrassed.....I wanted to die!!! He wanted me to join his table but I said I was meeting someone else........then the guy didnt show up!!!! I sat there drinking 3 drinks waiting.......then nothing........

He sent me an email saying he couldnt make it!!!! He was coming from 4 hours away......

Anyways, I never did give that guy another chance..... I should have partied with the other guy!!!

Today I seen a person I have to deal with from work in my job. I know for a fact she's married with kids with an ad saying she isn't looking for a man. The picture was even taken at her office at work! That's some real honest quality people that you can get here on jsh! Not!

She is looking for friends maybe?