oh you know...on the bandwagon...off the bandwagon..

I caught up with our leader-he's out campaigning in other forums.

ah yes... this post is my 100th post on JSH...

So glad its about something that matters...

LOL !!!!!

Congrats!

can I vote?? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE???
well.. I WOULD vote for ya if I could T-man..

but if ya need someone as your International Affairs Rep.. I'm yer gal no language barriers HERE

well.. at least in Canada when there's a VOTE.. the NEWly elected take office within DAYS.. NOT in a YEAR guess that means Bush has one more year of destruction to enjoy... which just means the US $ is gonna drop even MORE now


good luck USA!

So, TelephoneMan, I went to EMU as well, small world! Way back in the 80's (does that age me too much? LOL). Didn't exactly graduate but I've been working in the legal field for about 20 years and every attorney I've worked for says I have more sense than 90% of the attorneys, so I'd make a good judge

Did you ever see Man of the Year, with Robin Williams? Him, I would've voted for.

ok... so as far as the cabinet officials, we now have

..."Zero_Effected"... as ... International Affairs Representative...

This would fit my personal beliefs, because if you get in an airplane and look at the Earth, there are no imaginary geographical lines... so regardless of where somebody is located geographically, they could still help out with my administration... this makes very good sense...

As far as voting... well, I have had this thought for a while... it seems like the decisions that get passed on by world leaders eventually affect folks in other countries, so in this election, we'll accept all votes from all people... even the people who live in places where they don't have the Florida chad problem in their voting machines...

and yes... regardless of his Wile E. Campaign strategies... bush is HISTORY after next November... err... a year from now in January... on the 20th when they swear me in as the next President of the United States...

and according to my campaign manger (dhutch9) we are going to have to replace the entire carpeting in the oval office... I'm thinking the filth has seeped into the rug so far that we might just have to rip out the flooring underneath the carpeting as well... LOL

Heck, it's an old building, you could just tear the whole damn thing down and build a new one

do you just wanna be under him

ah yes... of course there was no response to a bipartisan debate on web cam... these folks are chicken turds when it comes to real down-home political duking it out... LOL

what a great way to reach millions of voters... to have a web cam campaign... it wouldn't cost $600 million dollars, either...

Now if I can just get my web cam drivers to work with Windows Vista.... hahahahaha

Hi, am I still the VP??

My first question is can you please make someone else be my telephone provider other then Time Warner....If so you have my vote.

YAY.. I'm INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS woo woo woo woo

AND I get to VOTE? AWESOME.. at least THIS way you'll be sure to get MORE votes..

hey.. with FREE TRADE going on here.. I got some friends I could make a construction crew with we'll redo the oval office in NO time hmmmmmmmm.. maybe we could do a lil MORE to the room too .. as an interior decorator/designer (from a past life ) we cud bring that room into the new MILLIENIUM

yes you certainly are !!!

well, first, you have to pick up your telephone company yellow pages and look... ever since the break up of the baby Bell companies in 1983, you now have the option for many different service providers...

I don't know your area, but I am assuming you are using a cable TV hookup for your phone if it is Time Warner?... or are you just pulling my chain, not really wanting an answer, and coyly b-itching about your private service in my thread on politics?... LOL

there should be upwards of about 6 to 10 different service providers in your area that close to Los Angelos... if not... I might suggest moving to an area other than where you live... you didn't say HOW to give you different service... so, moving is a viable option...

also... you can go to Radio Shack and have them supply you with a telephone and Sprint cellular service (or whoever Radio Shack is currently doing business with)

Basically, if you are sick of your phone service, all you have to do is look, and there are tons of folks these days waiting anxiously to take your phone service dollars...

So, since I now have your vote, have a nice day

:-)

After reviewing all of the current candidates, I think the best slogan for my campaign would be...

"NONE OF THE ABOVE."

Did you see the movie "Brewster's Millions" where he had 30 days to spend $30 million, in order to get $300 million?

Part of what he spent money on was a "None of the Above" campaign...

I think all of the candidates suck, therefore I am running for President as a write-in...

And...

Yup, I just watched "Man of the Year" with Robin Williams... LOL...

I better still be the Vice President. I went shopping and already purchased my red power blouse!

Our leader returned! Hey mry-I'm running this campaign in my pajamas. Nobody told me I needed a red blouse. Can you pick one up for me?

Sure, we should all be in full uniform! Uhmmm, they are kind of low cut though, we need to get plenty of attention!

To Do List
1. Replace carpet in Oval office
2.Get push up bra for red blouse.