I thought I'd make it official, and you here at JSH will be the first to know. Yup, I am going to run for President in 2008. It can't be any worse than the line up of complete idiots we have right now on the Dem and Rep side. I don't even want to be associated with any of those folks... gonna do my own thing...

Let's see... I need a name... and I guess we'll call it "The American Party"... since I am... ummmm... an American... yeah, that's it...

I think its high time we had somebody in the oval office who had a different name besides "Clinton" or "Bush"... we have had the Clintons and Bushes in power since the 1988 election when Reagan left

I figure its high time somebody paid attention to all the middle class people that pay all of the taxes... instead of catering to the filthy rich... or the dirt poor...

And to start my campaign, we'll need lot's of issues... not the kind of issues my ex-wife had... I mean the kind of issues that actually make a difference to people's lives...

So....

Here in this thread, instead of arguing about political differences, you can fill me in on all the important stuff we need to tackle once I get to the Oval Office...

Important issues like making sure the carpet is definitely cleaned after Monica Lewinsky left a few years ago... there must be a perm-mo-spot on the carpet somewhere... and we want to make sure the carpet is nice and clean and free of all the oil that has been tracked in on the rug the last 20 years during both Bush administrations...

Here's your chance for a damn-near revolution... might not even be even CLOSE to the same thing if real people could actually have some say in the matter...

The first thing I'll do is hire a staff of folks to read every letter and e-mail, and then create a spreadsheet of damn good ideas... because there are a hell of a lot more smart people OUT HERE than there are in Washington, DC these days...

So, since I am neither Democrat or Republican, you can't blame me for all the crap that's going on... but... once I get my thumb near the Nuke button, you can damn sure bet some of this completely silly $hit is going to stop...

What silly $hit?... well, you tell me... that is where it starts...

I won't take any sides on any issues until you, the voting public, chime in and tell me what you want me to do when I stand up, kick all their a$$es in the election, and take over on January 20th, 2009...

LOL

Hey, its only the second thread I've ever started... figured I better make it a good one.....

VOTE TELEPHONEMAN IN 2008 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"For the American Party, because...ummm... we're Americans..."

I'll vote for you, God knows I agree with you on the present candidates. While we're at it, we should get rid of every Senator, Supreme Court judge etc and get new ones. If they've ever served in any kind of office, ever, automatically disqualify them.

Makes sense to me

Can I be a judge

Health care, ending the war and bringing our men and women home,education,ecology..lets go green!!!...just to name a few of my concerns

Can I be your Vice President?????????

OH OH, pick me, pick me....I wanna be your secretary

Yep you got my vote.
Lou Dobbs would be good canidate too!!!We need new no dought.I would like to see USA citzens keep thier monies in the United States.Quit giving it away for stupid ,dumb,ignorent,reasons.I'm all for taking care of what we have in our own back yard.

I still want to run your campaign! We need to completely overhaul the public schools. High drop out rates, kids in high school reading at a 4th grade level, and 8th graders who can't even do simple math are all red flags that something is very wrong. The political masterminds (haha) are more concerned with standardized testing to see where each school ranks than they are with actually fixing the problems that lie ahead of our youth. The schools have been monopolized by the government. Unless you make a hundred gazillion dollars a year and can afford private school,you are stuck sending your little pride and joy to the idiot factory for their so-called education.

Sure, you are a judge as soon as I take office. First-come-first-served on appointments... no more of this
"we're lobbyists and campaign contributors and we need to see our guy in the cabinet" crap...

Yup, it seems like every year the choices for candidates become more and more ridiculous. Its to the point where they nominate equally idiotic nin-com-poops who NOBODY in their right mind should be voting for...

Quite frankly, I think its high time we elected a man with a set of family jewels that stands up and actually LEADS the people... thus, I decided to run the thing, and send these panzy-a$$ed lobby-infested whimps to the chambers...

And nope... didn't go to Harvard... seems like the only idgits they nominate are ultra-rich ding-dongs who pay some secretary to do all their essays while at Harvard...

I went to Washtenaw Community College (WCC), then to Eastern Michigan University (EMU)... it made great business sense... in the same city here in Michigan, we have a high-dollar institute of higher education... they call it the University of Michigan... I took a good long look at their tuition schedule, and I came up with this... for $50,000 you can get a Bachelor's degree at the U of M... for another $50,000 in tuition you can get a Master's degree... for another $50,000 you can get your doctorate or Ph.D. from the U of M...

If you are from out-of-state, you pay almost exactly TWICE that in tuition... $300,000 for a doctorate... this does not make even one bit of good business sense...

By starting out with my prerequisite classes at the community college, then transferring to Eastern Michigan University... I will have paid only $46,700 in tuition to get my doctorate/Ph.D. ... so going to Harvard, or the U of M is a waste of good finances... as an American Party member (the first, actually) the first thing I'll do is watch the over-spending thing...

You would think that people would NOT vote for somebody who starts out in life by over-spending right out of high school... THOUSANDS needlessly spent on a college education... that is the first sign these folks are going to waste a $hitload of our tax monies...

My doctorate (Ph.D.) cost the same as a Bachelor degree at some fancy, silly, totally ridiculous, over-priced university... and I'll guarantee you one thing... I did every essay myself... I completed every homework assignment myself... and I didn't have "daddy" paying for any rich tutors to sneak my way through "Ha-vudd"

VOTE FOR TELEPHONEMAN IN 2008 !!!!

"For the American Party, because... ummm... we're Americans !!!"

That's right...

"dhutch9"... is my campaign manager...

and...

"SuzinVA" will be my first duly appointed Supreme Court justice

i so wish you weren't just kidding around tm...you are such a tease...lol...

I now have a Vice President...

... "mry"... will be my running partner

Whooooo Whoooo! I can bake cookies for all Americans!!!!!

and for Secretary (you'll have to tell me which "Secretary of______" you want to be...)

..."CATBW56"... takes office along side yours truly...

VOTE FOR TELEPHONEMAN!!! See-I'm putting up campaign signs already. Should we call Hillary,Barack,and the rest of the idiot patrol for a JSH debate?

btw i excel at dealing w/turning negatives into positives...so am i in?????

Can I take vacations whenever I want??

Hey bgeorge could be our PR person!

OMG I would LOVE the chance to debate these nin-com-poops... I would lay them to waste in a debate, and after it was over the American people would see what kind of nin-com-poops these folks really are...

Can you cuss and swear at a Presidential debate? I'll probably severely piss them off, just thought I'd figure out the rules ahead of time so I know when they've created a foul from becomeing foul-mouthed...