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Topic: Dear Diary, a new beginning
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Wed 11/21/07 12:19 AM
yaaaaaaaaaa!!! We havent even met yet!!!!noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:20 AM
I will but I am so bagged I can barely think....hard day at work.....let me chat this way for a bit...I havent even had my first glass of wine!!grumble grumble grumble

Dear diary.......IM WHINING!!!grumble noway laugh laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:24 AM

What's with all this aisle and M stuff?noway


Well the three words a woman thinks of when talking of marriage are

aisle - alter - hymn

.. so, best you get your best boots on Harry, clean all the sweetie wrappers out of the Land Rover and trog on over to rescue Gypsy from normality

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Wed 11/21/07 12:25 AM

Dear diary.......IM WHINING!!!grumble noway laugh laugh


No Whining ... I will have to open my nightschool for whiners and whingers!!


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Wed 11/21/07 12:27 AM
Who's thinking about marriage and who said that?laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:28 AM
Dear diary......I think bl8tant and belushi are thinking of marriage......I mean, they sound like the perfect married couple!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:32 AM

Dear diary....I feel like I am getting an ear infection


[bl8ant] take a clove of garlic, and sear it with a knife, and then put it in your ear canal (Not too far in) and then you need to get a warm water bottle (but without a Johnson, it may be difficult) and then sleep on it.

In the morning, take three drops of your morning urine on a cotton ball and then put that in your ear ...

If you dont have any of that, then a hot, wet towel pressed up against your ear ...



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Wed 11/21/07 12:33 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhh shuddddddddddddup!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:33 AM

Dear diary......I think bl8tant and belushi are thinking of marriage......I mean, they sound like the perfect married couple!!laugh laugh laugh laugh


No ... Gypsy and Harry are thinking that B&B are getting married ... but I think they're thinking about us tooo much ...


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Wed 11/21/07 12:34 AM
Dear diary........no I just like being the wedding planner!!!bigsmile drinker bigsmile

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Wed 11/21/07 12:35 AM

uhhhhhhhhhhh shuddddddddddddup!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


[belushi] OMFG!! I could have had sooooo much fun with that, if it hadnt been serious!

When Harry met Gypsy ... Here, Gypsy, hold still, while I pee in your ear ...

Oh, you old romantic, you

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Wed 11/21/07 12:36 AM

Who's thinking about marriage and who said that?laugh

[bl8ant] I think that Harry and Gypsy should open up a B&B ...

[belushi] oh yeah .. her with her wincyette nightie welcoming all the tradesmen at the door, and harry with his bald head, pipe and slippers talking engines!

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Wed 11/21/07 12:37 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:38 AM
he is bald???huh

what is whinsyette???

Dear diary......tell the english guy to speak english!!!grumble laugh grumble

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Wed 11/21/07 12:41 AM

he is bald???huh

what is whinsyette???

Dear diary......tell the english guy to speak english!!!grumble laugh grumble


Wincyette is a material that is a mixture of nylon and cotton ...

Harry isnt bald yet, but all that banging on the headboard ... well!!

Now is there is town nearby that this B&B could be set up, in?

You will need something to draw the tourists in ...

... and I dont mean Gypsy in curlers and a pink, bobbly nightie

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Wed 11/21/07 12:42 AM
noway noway noway laugh laugh

Dear diary.......Belushi and Bl8tant and skeeeeeeeeeeering me!!!!sad sad sad

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Wed 11/21/07 12:43 AM
Dear Diary,
Did I hear that B&B are getting hitched? Is Gypsy playing the wedding planner...stay tuned to As the World Turnslaugh

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Wed 11/21/07 12:44 AM
I think that bl8tant and belushi should have an Un Wedding.....they still get to dress up and she can even wear a tiara!!!bigsmile and throw a bouquet.....and then they can dance all night........ohhhhhhhhh and a honey moon!!!love smooched devil drinker smokin

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Wed 11/21/07 12:45 AM
[belushi] Gypsy ... you know it makes sense.

I love a good sad at weddings

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Wed 11/21/07 12:47 AM
... or Gypsy and Harry get married, and they do it over Skype. He says I do, she says I do, and the pastor prounounces ...

Then 2 years later when Harry's Land Rover finally makes it to Gypsy's they have a honeymoon ...

Wedded bliss JSH/Skype style

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