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| Topic: Dear Diary, a new beginning | |
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( I have all these strange men looking at me)
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<------gets out Carlos Santana and plays "Black Magic Woman"
 
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hahaha I have man boobs looking at me too jess!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<----------falls on floor laughing!!!! omg where are my depends undergarments when ya need them!!! 
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Heheheheh Black Magic Women....
cues "Oh Honey" from the Audreys |
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 STOP IT !!!! 
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There, is that any better?
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Dear diary........there are alot of Muriels here tonight.....errrrrr morning.....oh eff I have no idea what anymore!!!
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hahahahaha I am playing it, and singing along, doing the husky voice...smoky wanton thing....
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yeah I know. DON'T! ......STOP!
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cueing "Something to Talk About" - Bonnie Raitt
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lmaoooooooooooo plays Nelly Furtado......ManEater
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'Oh Honey don't you do that thing,
oh Honey dont you do that thing to me...." Dear Diary, It's Wednesday night at about 9.05pm..and I have a day off tomorrow...and I am going SURFING all day !!!! whoo hoo !!! 
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Dear diary........I think jess needs to get a real job and be all miserable like us!!!
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Dear Diary, I have been on split shifts for 12 days straight... I was miserable...I have two days off and then work ALL weekend again and Monday... THEN I go back to beachbum hours..
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh heres a good one!!!! lmaooooooooooooo~~!!!
To Sir with Love........ effffffffffing great movie !!!! Dear diary........I cant stop swearing like a sailor!!!
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Dear diary........Im gonna win the lottery and then Im going to move in with jess and be a beach bum too!!!!!!!!!
but we have to bring purple!!!
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dd,
i think we should all be a little more like Jess... but Gypsy should just be put into solitary confinement (with a stalker-man of her choosing) for about 5 days - with unlimited room service if you know what i mean) |
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OMG !!! I used to sing that all swoony and eyes closed, so sincere.....lmao !!!!
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dd,
i am trying to visualize Jess singing "To Sir with Love" but i must admit - it is not happening i keep getting Oh Honey interference
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Dear diary.....my bum is freezing.......I miss Johnson!!!!
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