ok diary......have a date with my shower!!! see ya in a bit!

Okay see ya in the bedroom

Dear diary, I out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I laid down an fell asleep.......

lmfao@ the poor telemarketer that had the misfortune of dialing my number.....

he kept tryin to tell me that I was preapproved for a a platinum mastercard ........ and I just gave him the hardest time !! I kept saying " a platnum asbestos card???!!???
an he'd say . .. "no a platinum master card ...
a platinum aspestos card?? musta said it 20 times , then I kept asking ...
WHY??
WHY??
thats not my bank!!
WHY ??
WHY??
a platnum asbestos card???
my daughter was laughing her azz off at it!!

dear diary....

No snow yet...just want it to be the weekend. Ready for some r&r....just like everyone else i'm sure.

By the way...most of the time i like being back on the "market"

Dear Diary, why there have to be dramas with scammers?

maybe cause scammers are fukced up people??

Hi purple!

<~~~~~~WHOLE HEARTEDLY agrees with Purple...


I HATE scammers...




By the way, DD....kinda depressed already this year

Hi Cool ....Hi puffins.........

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , a birds gonna poop on that bottom lip ...
no being depressed !!

I hope you feel better puffins!

I go through this EVERY year, why should this year be any different...

Thank You...though

Broke Back Mountain Lady

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering th e room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

Dear Sybil.........
why do I feel not so interesting today.... oh chet ......
here we go again.........

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