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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 7
Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 41130	Mon 04/20/26 03:15 PM
To qualify as a return one must first give the gift....and gifting is not to everyone , I hope !! Whether its a good or bad gift does not matter ...point is a gift is a gift, any way you slice it111 Grabs another bottle of water and leaves the door open, so that someone can look the the Gift horse in the mouth !! Slim walks out and Mikey's horse walks in .... now that's just downright mean of you Slim.. lettin the horse in after the skunk?? yer NOT a gift.. yer a nasty Zee scoops up all the horse turds and places'em in a wrapped gift box labeled "Slim - do not open until yer home" Why ya doing Mikey's job and blame me.....he wanted his horse in there to kick some azz, thats why he told me to leave the door open......great take it out on the only sober guy that comes into your Pub....and has a clean account now ...

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Mon 04/20/26 05:30 PM
cuz I wanted ta give you a gift fer leavin the door open'n lettin the horse in...

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Mon 04/20/26 05:31 PM
Zee takes out her want and gives it a good shake bibidy.. bobidy.. BOOOO

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Mon 04/20/26 05:52 PM
and we're here agin.. anudder day comin to a close.. be happy folks.. Monday is OVAH YAY.. the snow melted away and even tho a tad brisk, ended up being a nice enough day.. well.. time fer me to start gettin ready fer bed.. watch a show'n sharpen the ol'brain wit a sudoku.. then la la land.. so have a good evenin y'all

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22470	Mon 04/20/26 06:07 PM
I just finished stocking the Gents with TP so either way.. yer good I gots you 3 ply.. cuz I know how ornery you git when yer backside chafes Might think of throwing some magazines in here. I may be here for a while and I've read all the graffiti and copied all the relevant phone #s.

Grumpy Witch Joined Sun 04/12/26 Posts: 28	Tue 04/21/26 06:35 AM
I finished the first half... Time for some wine and I can serve snacks here

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 08:58 AM
Might think of throwing some magazines in here. I may be here for a while and I've read all the graffiti and copied all the relevant phone #s. aren't the Home decor mag's not good enough for ya? I realize they're all in french but.. there's plenty of pictures ta look at.. okay so it's not playboy but.. ya get ta look at some pretty boudoirs no?? and if'n ya don't like those.. you can always bring yer own yanno.. geesh.. Zee mutters to herself.. men.. never happy..

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 09:05 AM
I finished the first half... Time for some wine and I can serve snacks here awesome GW.. I left some snacks on the bar..

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 41130	Tue 04/21/26 10:43 AM
cuz I wanted ta give you a gift fer leavin the door open'n lettin the horse in... How sweet of you ....t6o think like that....Are you feeling okay?? Or is it all that wine doing your thinking for ya.... Grabs his water and runs ....before I get some horseshit thrown my way , disguised as a GIFT ....hmmmm!!

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 12:22 PM
cuz I wanted ta give you a gift fer leavin the door open'n lettin the horse in... How sweet of you ....t6o think like that....Are you feeling okay?? Or is it all that wine doing your thinking for ya.... Grabs his water and runs ....before I get some horseshit thrown my way , disguised as a GIFT ....hmmmm!! Zee slings the manure at Slim's retreating back gotcha

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22470	Tue 04/21/26 12:26 PM
Always wondered why the peanut is wearing a top hat a monocle and holding a cane. Is he lame, blind in one eye, and on his way to a monopoly game?

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76765	Tue 04/21/26 12:59 PM
Dang nabit really Slim ya did what Mikey told ya to do and let the horse in... Humm so here I just got this out of the tool shed for you to clean up the piles of mess... Ohh my Slim please make sure you get this pile over by the pool table....

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 02:46 PM
Always wondered why the peanut is wearing a top hat a monocle and holding a cane. Is he lame, blind in one eye, and on his way to a monopoly game? sure looks like he is huh.. ooo.. game night or maybe he just thinks it'll make him look like Karl Marx?? dunno

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 02:50 PM
Ohh my Slim please make sure you get this pile over by the pool table.... euwww.. steamy

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 41130	Tue 04/21/26 03:01 PM
Sipping on my water and just admiring the clean up job done by the acting owner. I heard it was not alot anyway , as Mikey forgot to feed the animal for three days.... A day will come when I will pay her back...not today , not tomorrow and the day after is also not looking good....but but....yeah whatever

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 41130	Tue 04/21/26 03:08 PM
Dang nabit really Slim ya did what Mikey told ya to do and let the horse in... Hgraphics.net/pub/2994/2994755p4zuzn32ub.gif Thanks TG...didnt need to do anything.... Your good friend and owner(temp) did the needful, as customers were streaming in ....except that troublemaker Mikey...so the place was cleaned up ...Actually it looks much better now.. Keep that friend , she is a goldmine and really likes to help the poor guys out ....sometimes...

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76765	Tue 04/21/26 04:31 PM
Hey hey just passing through to drop off some Lavender Air Freshener..Think the place could use a bit of something to get the odor out... Awww see there smells all nice now Later~~ it's that time to watch some more of the Series I have been watching~~~ vvroom vvroom

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Tue 04/21/26 05:40 PM
Slim.. your mess? YOU clean it up.. I didn't lift a finger, nor will I.. TG.. thanks for the air freshener.. smells so much better in here.. I'm headin upstairs ta bed.. night y'all..

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 22470	Tue 04/21/26 05:59 PM
Might want to install a boot scraper by the door before Slim makes his next visit.

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 659	Wed 04/22/26 06:24 AM
Might want to install a boot scraper by the door before Slim makes his next visit. oo.. good idea Mo.. I cud use one meself.. I's always trackin mud inside.. specially in spring