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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 7
Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 06:56 AM
any and anyone who drinks where the tab is that high , in a week , has gotta have a problem of saying No !!! Hopefully that the only thing that has a No attached to it ....just saying... Now looking to discount that tab.... what can I do to get it to come down to 800 Coins.....I can borrow from Mikey if need be Or I can get him to do a table dance for the ladies only....no touchin ....Apple will get upset in a WEEK??? sorry dude.. ya haven't paid the tab since day 1.. plus you did say you'd pay TG's as well.. ya might wanna do some chores tho.. that back deck needs a new roof.. the chimney needs sweepin and well.. the yard needs cleaning too.. Humm Slim did ya forgot all those times you said you could drink me under the table? When in the end it was you under the table.. We had a lot of shots those nights. You said order the good stuff it was on you.. now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim pay up dude

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 06:57 AM
and............ we're off to a new page.. ZAP

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 06:57 AM
that didn't work.. magic wand must be outta juice.. hang on.. bibidy bobidy BOOOO

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 06:59 AM
YAY that worked mornin peeps'n lurkers happy FLYDAY to y'all WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE end of the week.. start of the weekend.. see what I did thar?? weeeeeeeee k/end okay so I thought it was funny no one has a sense of humor any more anywho.. hope everyone has a super day

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76735	Fri 04/10/26 08:07 AM
Awe morning good to see others hanging out at the pub for a few... Humm well lawn mower decided it was still, a no go so far... Thought about weed eating, but my back said oh heck no.. But I did at least move some things on my back patio and used the leaf blower to clean it off.. So I'm just gonna piddle inside today and get a few things actually finished..hopefully... But then let me grab a Mimosa from the bar.. before I head out need some vitamin C

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 40878	Fri 04/10/26 12:23 PM
any and anyone who drinks where the tab is that high , in a week , has gotta have a problem of saying No !!! Hopefully that the only thing that has a No attached to it ....just saying... Now looking to discount that tab.... what can I do to get it to come down to 800 Coins.....I can borrow from Mikey if need be Or I can get him to do a table dance for the ladies only....no touchin ....Apple will get upset in a WEEK??? sorry dude.. ya haven't paid the tab since day 1.. plus you did say you'd pay TG's as well.. ya might wanna do some chores tho.. that back deck needs a new roof.. the chimney needs sweepin and well.. the yard needs cleaning too.. Humm Slim did ya forgot all those times you said you could drink me under the table? When in the end it was you under the table.. We had a lot of shots those nights. You said order the good stuff it was on you.. now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim pay up dude Yeah now I recollect....but seeing as I have'nt paid since day one ....I guess my credit is sill good Then remind me !!...So wait for it to get to a nice round figure!

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 40878	Fri 04/10/26 12:29 PM
any and anyone who drinks where the tab is that high , in a week , has gotta have a problem of saying No !!! Hopefully that the only thing that has a No attached to it ....just saying... Now looking to discount that tab.... what can I do to get it to come down to 800 Coins.....I can borrow from Mikey if need be Or I can get him to do a table dance for the ladies only....no touchin ....Apple will get upset in a WEEK??? sorry dude.. ya haven't paid the tab since day 1.. plus you did say you'd pay TG's as well.. ya might wanna do some chores tho.. that back deck needs a new roof.. the chimney needs sweepin and well.. the yard needs cleaning too.. Humm Slim did ya forgot all those times you said you could drink me under the table? When in the end it was you under the table.. We had a lot of shots those nights. You said order the good stuff it was on you.. now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim pay up dude Oh! yeah ... I remember that night you drank me under the table ...it was the day my dog died, my girlfriend left for another woman and my income Tax Bill came in the mail....jeez, never forget that day. And I also recall you saying I I was looking hotter after every shot you gulped down.....That was some night huh ????

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 03:30 PM
Awe morning good to see others hanging out at the pub for a few... Humm well lawn mower decided it was still, a no go so far... Thought about weed eating, but my back said oh heck no.. But I did at least move some things on my back patio and used the leaf blower to clean it off.. So I'm just gonna piddle inside today and get a few things actually finished..hopefully... But then let me grab a Mimosa from the bar.. before I head out need some vitamin C love yer idea of vitamin C girlfriend looks like the mower of yers needs ta see a specialist huh lol

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 03:32 PM
now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim pay up dude Yeah now I recollect....but seeing as I have'nt paid since day one ....I guess my credit is sill good Then remind me !!...So wait for it to get to a nice round figure! that's a hard NO SIR! yer credit is OVER due.. pay up or drink water

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Fri 04/10/26 06:03 PM
well folks.. another day has passed us by.. we're aproaching Saturday.. again.. go figure.. le WEEKend's here.. woot! hey.. when you're retired.. every day's a weekend hope everyone has a good evening.. me? gonna go chill with ma 🦝🦝🦝🦝's then head ta bed.. enjoy

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 40878	Sat 04/11/26 07:47 AM
now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim pay up dude Yeah now I recollect....but seeing as I have'nt paid since day one ....I guess my credit is sill good Then remind me !!...So wait for it to get to a nice round figure! that's a hard NO SIR! yer credit is OVER due.. pay up or drink water Can I pay with Monopoly money.....thats all I have .. OTHERWISE come arrest me , and remember anything I say will be held against me ....so I am gonna say ...CHEEKS...... Grabs a bottle of water....and waits to be arrested !!

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Sat 04/11/26 11:58 AM
Can I pay with Monopoly money.....thats all I have .. OTHERWISE come arrest me , and remember anything I say will be held against me ....so I am gonna say ...CHEEKS...... Grabs a bottle of water....and waits to be arrested !! nope.. cash.. the green stuff.. well.. in our case the pink, brown or maroon stuff not touchin t'other thang.. cuz you'll turn that the wrong way

Merry Joined Fri 11/19/21 Posts: 13261	Sat 04/11/26 12:15 PM
This thread makes me chuckle to myself... Just stopping by to say "hi" again and see if Slim will actually get arrested? 🤭

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Sat 04/11/26 02:57 PM
This thread makes me chuckle to myself... Just stopping by to say "hi" again and see if Slim will actually get arrested? 🤭 hey Merry.. welcome back I called 9-1-1.. but they're short staffed and the pub is kind of secluded so it may take a minute.. but I'm told they're coming

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76735	Sun 04/12/26 03:19 AM
What the heck is going on at the Pub this morning??? I pull in and the po po is outside asking questions.. There were even some out back searching for someone Even the dogs were out looking Said they had a call on someone named Slim Shady And they wanted him for questioning over trying to pass off counterfeit monopoly money .. Humm so guess I better get the coffee going and find some donuts for the PD.

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 40878	Sun 04/12/26 06:28 AM
What the heck is going on at the Pub this morning??? I pull in and the po po is outside asking questions.. There were even some out back searching for someone Even the dogs were out looking Said they had a call on someone named Slim Shady And they wanted him for questioning over trying to pass off counterfeit monopoly money .. Humm so guess I better get the coffee going and find some donuts for the PD. Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who.... Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee!

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Sun 04/12/26 06:36 AM
Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who.... Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee! you might've gotten outta jail free THIS time Slim.. but you still OWE me.. pay up or the cops just may come back for ya.. no 2nd chances dude.. just sayin

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Sun 04/12/26 06:37 AM
What the heck is going on at the Pub this morning??? I pull in and the po po is outside asking questions.. There were even some out back searching for someone Even the dogs were out looking Said they had a call on someone named Slim Shady And they wanted him for questioning over trying to pass off counterfeit monopoly money .. Humm so guess I better get the coffee going and find some donuts for the PD. LOVE it gf

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 40878	Sun 04/12/26 06:46 AM
Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who.... Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee! you might've gotten outta jail free THIS time Slim.. but you still OWE me.. pay up or the cops just may come back for ya.. no 2nd chances dude.. just sayin While all that maybe true, according to you, you forgot I have a date with that Police Woman next week.....I am almost certain I can flip the case and have you in your favourite place arrested and charged for falsely accusing an outstanding citizen....and a great lover to boot..... keep looking over your shoulder after next week.....just saying...

Zena Joined Sun 03/15/26 Posts: 387	Sun 04/12/26 06:46 AM
mornin peeps'n lurkers gotta love startin the day with a good belly laugh ain't the imagination wonderful WOOT.. anywho.. gotta git ma buttski outside ta do some yardwork while the suns shinin.. have a super sunday folks