Topic: What's wrong with you? | |
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Well now..
the veins on my left hand are shaped like a horseshoe. The veins on my right hand are shaped like a Peace sign. I think it means I can be lead to water, but I will protest. |
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ummmmm...hold up
I think I have that list alphabetized.. |
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Hummmm it might be a shorter list if I tell you what is not wrong with me
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Edited by
TMommy
on
Wed 06/01/16 07:39 PM
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oooooo tell ya what's not wrong with me
sure that would be ...ummm |
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someones bound to find something..
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What's wrong with you? Everything |
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Ummm.well.. I have been told I have somewhat of a giant...
..EGO... that constantly needs stroking... perhaps....not |
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Right before my mother would send me off to school she would lock my helmet on tight to my head..
And say to me PhD.. no matter what the other children say.. there is nothing wrong with you... now run along my little boy.. and remember !don't eat the dirt..ok..xoxo |
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Would you like that listed alphabetical or in order of how badly it screws up my chances of ever getting laid?
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Would you like that listed alphabetical or in order of how badly it screws up my chances of ever getting laid? My mama says that I am PERFECT! (So what, if she lies like a dog? I enjoy listening to her) |
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Oh geez!....how much time do you have?....it's a pretty long list.....
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Ok, I admit. I figured this thread could end up turning nasty. So I reported it for the Mods.
I was wrong. So there's one thing...speculative assumption on my part. |
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Well no one is perfect they say but most of the people here are. Care to share your secret
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Well no one is perfect they say but most of the people here are. Care to share your secret Secret is staying out of others business and worrying about what we do, and not others~~~ Perfect is only a word there is no one that is perfect we all have flaws.. But pointing out those flaws will not solve anything for anyone else.. |
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I think some could make reams of lists on what is wrong with me. Others will think I am damn near perfect. So honestly who cares what is wrong with me.
I am happy and content always evolving and changing things I don't like about myself and keeping what I do like. |
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Well no one is perfect they say but most of the people here are. Care to share your secret well it takes a really long time for me to get my wonder women outfit on lately... I thinks that's do to being older and have gain a little weight ... little ha ha ... but the rest is a secret so I really can't tell you |
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Ok Jimmy, what the heck is this post?
Rhetorical logic? Hmmmm, just not sure. |
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RIght now?? I could do with a massage! My back is aching.
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Mmmm I went to the doc. I asked them that same question. He said "you're normal".
Here's thinking if I'm normal, there's no hope for the rest of you. |
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