I found this on facebook... Andy Rooney always had the last word..

Women Over 40.......
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you................

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a very intelligent man!

(again, from facebook.)

hahahahahahahaa

Love it and gonna share it on my facebook

I have heard that before but long forgot about it...thanks for posting it.... It is always good to start the day off with a good laugh...

Awhaha.... Andy Rooney you were wise beyond, wait the dude was pretty old! RIP Andy.

I miss Andy Rooneys commentaries. He was certainly a very wise man. Remeber seeing him say this. Just Fantastic.

Well, I hate to burst anyone's bubbles... but you can't believe anything you find on the internet:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/olderwomen.asp


"This item was not penned by Andy Rooney (who passed away at the age of 92 on 4 November 2011); it is an embellished version of a piece created by Frank Kaiser, a columnist whose Suddenly Senior articles are published on his web site and syndicated to a variety of newspapers across the U.S."

"Baltimore Sun writer Susan Reimer contacted Andy Rooney, who told her:
"It just bugs me that anybody would put my name on something I didn't write," said Rooney from his New York office. He's been the object of this kind of hoax before, and another, he said, had just crossed his desk."

"I asked him if he shared the author's affection for older women, and he said, "Not particularly."

To whomever gets the credit of the verse.

When I was a kid I recognized him in a hardware store... I called out his name and he shot me a quick smile...He was a very wise and funny man.

HELLO I AM LESBIAN WOMAN 55 YEARS OLD MY NAME IS ADRIANA I AM OLD LESBIAN WOMAN IN SEARCH OF OTHER LESBIAN WOMEN FOR FUN AND COMPANY

Whoever wrote that never met my ex, but then she is fairly unique.

It doesn't sound very Roony-ish to me. I enjoyed that guys stuff a lot, and it's somewhat similar, but Rooney would NEVER have made the sausage joke.