a man sits next 2 a lady on a bus & says dame u fine, u have pretty
tits,i bet u have a nice ass 2,she leaned over& wispered wait till u see
my dick.

that's shit was the funny

mell of a Woman
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An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like
expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,
"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next floor another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator
and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends
over, and farts.......
"Broccoli - 89 cents a pound!"

lmao

eeewwwwww thats nasty

a girl sees 2 dogs fucking,hermama tells her they r bakin cake , da lil
girl says i know .u 7 dad were bakin cake last nite ,i licked da icing
off da sofa.

that's was a lame ass joke

well do you have one joan.

Joan might not have a better joke but i got something to say da sounds
stupid when read in a sentence it would take you what .5 seconds more
for one more letter.

DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE MAN .MY TIME IS MONEY THATS ALL.

What do you call a guy who plays with Dolls???




a Rubber Fucker...

YO MOMMA GOT THREE TITTIES,ONE FOR MILK,ONE FOR WATER AND THE OTHER ONE
IS OUT OF ORDER.

A little boy and a little girl are going at it hot and heavy in a
hayloft, the boy stops, looks down and says "you're better at this than
maw is" the little girl laughs and replies "yeah, I know, that's what
paw says"!!!