Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

lol

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open,
but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to
catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's
starting to rain and the top is down."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open,
but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to
catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's
starting to rain and the top is down."

yo momma so old She baby-sat for Pythagorus

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22
twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M,
F and sometimes Wednesday too."

yo momma so fat that i fuck her all night long

that way the funniest thing i ever read

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached
her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

yo mommma so old that Mel Gibson hired yo mama to offer insights on
what life was like with William Wallace

yo momma has freckles she looks like a hamburger

yo momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail

yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress for halloween

yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.