would you please cancel my account thank you

Joan might not have a better joke but i got something to say da sounds
stupid when read in a sentence it would take you what .5 seconds more
for one more letter.

Thanks for that joke i am now 10% dumber for reading it

A mother and daughter are riding into town in there wagon and the girl
complains to her mother that her hands are freezing cold so her mother
tells her to put her hands between her legs and they will warm up.

The next day the girls suitor takes her to a dance and on the way back
to her house the guy tells her that his penis is freezing cold. well the
girl thinks about what her mom told her so she tells him to put his
penis between her legs.

well about a week goes past and the daughter and mother are going into
town agian and the daugter asks her mother what is a penis. it took her
mother by suprise and she asks her daughter what do you know about a
penis. the girl replies not much but i do know one thing the make a hell
of a mess when they thaw out.

I dont have my picture on here for one reasone i have actually meet
somebody online and a couple of weeks later after talking and getting to
know each other i found out she lied to me the whole time we were
talking and she did have a pic posted and beleive me it was not her.