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Fri 03/21/08 07:04 PM
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The black and red jelly beans Rule
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Mon 11/06/06 10:35 AM
mell of a Woman
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An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like
expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,
"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next floor another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator
and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends
over, and farts.......
"Broccoli - 89 cents a pound!"