Well i know about that. Rinkeles and all the rest go with it. Its not a bad subject to talk about.

age is only a # it tells how long you've been on earth

i like old people they are the coolest

old men and old are kute together

oops women

Being old is a state of mind. If you feel old, go do something that makes you feel younger like an amusement park or if you're really crazy, being as it is devil's night, TP someone's house.

getting older means we can role play are kids can take care of us

having alltimers only means you get to go into a different world at different times of the day without using drugs

not sure when old age sets in, am sure it has not caught up with me so far, am just a youngn...

not sure when old age sets in, am sure it has not caught up with me so far, am just a youngn...

getting older means we get a second childhood ,and everyone is ok with it

being older makes us better story tellers

when you're old it's OK to be called a dirty old man....

you can get away with being grumpy, too!

You can pretend to be deaf

you can forget stuff... like your girlfriends birthday, phone number, anniverseries...you name it!!! and it's OK!!

You can ignore people that you don't want to talk to by saying you can't see very well and didn't know it was them

You can ask for senior discounts if you look like you've had a good time for the last 40 years

You can even get away with pretending your new girlfriend is your daughter!!

Iknow...here it comes

Age is like wine the older the wine is the better the taste

I am terrified of getting older.

good one wouldee


getting older means we can look forward to no more working , and everyday is a sunday

one goofy dame don't worry , just use your skin creams now , and keep excercising smiling don't get caught up in the drama, have as much fun as you can , and when you get there , youll look like a millon bucks

thank **** for botox!!!

i had forgotten my ex girlfriends birthday once then they flew a plane into the twin towers..you guessed it her birthday is 9-11..now i try to forget her..just my luck..

Kudo's to Wouldee...Now that's the spirit!!!!